Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you - you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?
Friends
“There’s only one direction.”
- Queen - One Vision
Joey: Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you. Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Chandler: You’ve got waaaay too much free time.
Friends
“Poor Nana?! This is the last straw! Out! Out I say!”
George, Peter Pan
Monica: Joey, did you actually interview her before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: Well, what did you ask her?
Joey: ‘When can you move in?’.
Friends
“Born to be kings, we’re the prices of the universe. Fighting and free, I’ve got your world in my hand, I’ll kill for your love and I’ll make my stand.”
- Queen - Princes Of The Universe
Monica: Now come on, Chandler, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?
Chandler: They were just giving it away at the mall… in exchange for money.
Friends
Ken: [Giving Andy’s toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this… well, this is where I live. It’s got a disco, it’s got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: [gasps] You have everything!
Ken: Everything… except someone to share it with…
[he walks away]
Barbie: [sighs lovingly]
- Toy Story 3
Phoebe: I’m going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
Monica: I’ll have a latte.
Ross: I’ll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.
Chandler: I’ll have a bagel with a little…
Phoebe: You know I was just being polite.
Friends
“Modern Times Rock ‘N’ Roll.”
- Queen
Monica: Look, Joey feels really bad for what happened. He thinks you hate him. He wants to move to Vermont.
Ross: I don’t hate him. It’s just… You know what, I’ll go talk to him. It’s not his fault.
Monica: Thank you. He already asked me where he could exchange his dollars for Vermont money.
Friends
“Funny how love is.”
- Queen
“I thought it’d be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts… Turns out, I don’t have as many thoughts as you’d think.”
Joey Tribianni, Friends.
“Don’t question why she needs to be free. She’ll tell you it’s the only way to be.”
- The Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday
Phoebe: Look, I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Monica: Phoebe, your mom killed herself.
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer.
Friends
“Who is the monster and who is the man?”
Clopin. Hunchback of Notle Dame
“What we have here is a failure to communicate.”
Cool Hand Luke
Rachel: All right, well, if you must know… I had a traumatic… swing incident… when I was little.
Ross: Seriously?
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years-old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to - had to cut a big chunk of my hair. And it was uneven for weeks.
Ross: And you made it through that? I wonder who’s gonna play you in the movie.
Rachel: Ok, fine. You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there… And I was thinking Claire Danes.
Friends
“Tut, tut - hardly any of you remembered that my favorite color is lilac.”
Lockhart, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
“I want it all and I want it now.”
- Queen - I Want It All