Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Really?
Shrek: No!
Shrek 2
“Howdy Ho.”
My. Hankey, South Park
“If this is some kind of practical joke it’s not funny! And I know funny! I’m a clownfish!”
Marlin, Finding Nemo
"I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving s** maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons
Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you.
- Up
“River, O River
flow gently for me
Such precious cargo you bear
Do you know somewhere,
he will be free?
River, Deliver
him there.”
-Jochebed, The Prince of Egypt
“This is my land! I make the laws here! And I say anyone who so much as look at an Indian without killing him on sight, will be tried for treason and hanged!”
Ratcliffe, Pocohontas
“Aim with both eyes open. You’ll see twice as well.”
John Smith, Pocahontas
“It’s the final countdown.”
- Europe - The Final Countdown
" Ah come on, Adrian, it’s true. I was nobody. But that don’t matter either, you know? ‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody’s ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I’m still standin’, I’m gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren’t just another bum from the neighborhood."
Rocky. Rocky
“Peter Pan will be BLASTED from Neverland… fore-ver!”
Captain Hook, Peter Pan
“Sadness passes in a while.”
- Pink Floyd - Crying Song
“Gentlemen, Chicolini may look like an idiot. He may talk like an idiot. But don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot”
-Firefly, Duck Soup
Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who can be quiet the longest.”
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!
- Up
“Oh, you want it? Come and get it, Blinky.”
Captain McCrea, WALL-E
Groucho: “Get outta here before I get arrested.”
Chico: “Nah I’d like to stay and see that.”
-Go West
“The chicks dig that crap!”
Donkey, Shrek
Don’t you see? All this time I thought these little crackers had turned racist, when actually they were so not racist that they didn’t even make a separation of black and white to begin with. All they saw when they looked at that flag was five people.
-Chef, South Park
“Donkey two things okay? Shut… up!”
Shrek, Shrek
“The Mormon prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in.
But his followers kept heading West.
And Brigham Young led to a sparkling paradise,
which they called Salt Lake City!”
-Elder Young, The Book of Mormon The Musical