“Bebe- Mom, what’s six times eight?”
“Bebe’s Mom- Sweetie, those are two entirely different numbers.”
Bebe and her mom, South Park
“Inside my heart is breaking, my make-up may be flaking but my smile stays on.”
- Queen - The Show Must Go On
Miles- “Be gone, pests, and give me the bird.”
Yakko- “We’d love to, really, but the Fox censors won’t allow it.”
Miles and Yakko, Animaniacs
“You broke my smolder.”
Flynn Rider, Tangled
One of my favorite Animaniacs quotes!
“The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plane”
-Eliza, My Fair Lady
^Ah yes, My Fair Lady. We’ve literally watched the heck out of that movie. I could probably quote any line from it, such as these…
“Look at her, prisoner of the gutter
Condemned by every syllable she utters
By right, she should be taken out and hung
For the cold bloody murder of the English tongue.”
“I know someone who is immensely fond of strawberry tarts.”
“She’s speaking the new small talk. To ‘do someone in’ is to kill them.”
“Where in the devil are my slippers.”
“If I were a women, and gone to a ball
Been hailed as a princess, by one, by all?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing
Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Well why can’t a women
Be more like me.”
Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady 
“Man! I have got to get me one of these!”
Flynn Rider, Tangled
“I am Ludwig Van Beethoven. World famous composer, and pianist.”
“You’re a what?”
“A painmist.”
“(smootch) Good Night Everybody!”
“But Thats what I am. A pianmist.”
“I think we heard enough out of you.”
Beethoven and Yakko, Animaniacs
"Electro shock? Are you kidding me?
Tombre, Cars 2
“Give me a wide-awake, crescent-shaped smile.”
- The Rolling Stones - Child Of The Moon
“I always thought a veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot.”
Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Snipe: I love My Fair Lady! Glad there’s another fan. My college is putting on a production of it this week actually, I plan to see it. Those are all great quotes!
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“I believe paying no taxes will return us to the America I love. Not the America of Ronald Reagan, not the America of the Founding Fathers. But the America of thousands of years ago, where feral mud people lived in their caves. Never worrying that Barack Obama would come and take their long earned pelts or their right to bear spears. That’s my America.”
-Michelle Bachman, Saturday Night Live
This quote is phenomenal. 
His 20th death anniversary is tomorrow, so I’ll be Queen binging any moment now…
“Just wait till they get to the creamy filling.”
Yakko, Animaniacs
Moderator: Rick Santorum. You seem to be bewildered and confused by modern life. If there was ever a time in history you’d be most comfortable, it seems it would be 1690 in Salem Massachusetts.
Rick Santorum: Yeah, sounds about right.
-Saturday Night Live.
I agree! His death anniversary is today where I am.
“Save me, I can’t face this life alone.”
- Queen - Save Me
Statler: I always dreamed we’d be back here.
Waldorf: Dreams? Those where nightmares!
-The Muppets
“Is it me for a moment.”
- The Who - Quadrophenia
Scarlett: Besides, Ashley told me he likes a girl that eats!
Mammy: What gemp’muns say and what they means are two different things. 'Sides, I haven’t seen Mister Ashley askin for you to marry him!
-Gone With the Wind
“Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum is what I hate the most.”
Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory