Dot: Do you know why California’s test scores are so low in math?
Wakko: No, why?
Dot: YOU! Start going to class!
-Animaniacs!
I don’t think we’re in Danville anymore Perry…
Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
“When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back.”
Doc Hudson, Cars
Spike: Is it… ZOMBIES?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, not very likely.
Spike: [nervous] Not likely… but possible?
-My Little Pony: F.I.M
“Boy, I’m pretty good at this lawyerin’ stuff!”
Mater, Cars
Gordie- “Alright, alright, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?”
Vern: “If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That’s easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.”
Teddy- “Goofy’s a dog. He’s definitely a dog.”
Gordie: “I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There’s no way anybody could know that much about opera!”
Chris- “He can’t be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.”
Gordie- “Wagon Train’s a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.”
Vern- “Oh, God. That’s weird. What the hell is Goofy?”
Stand by Me
Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I’m packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.
- Toy Story 2
“Yakko, can you Conjugate?”
“Who me? I never wven kissed a girl.”
“No no no, it’s easy, I’ll Conjugate with you.”
“Good Night everybody.”
“You don’t understand. Let me go up the the board and show you.”
“Don’t look.”
Teacher and Yakko, Animaniacs
“You sit on a throne of lies.”
Buddy, Elf
“Number 1 sister, dust for prints.”
(Later on)
“I found Prince!”
" No no no, finger prints!"
( Waves Fingers and Dot looks at Prince)
“I don’t think so.”
(Throws Prince out window)
Yakko and Dot, Animaniacs
“We take a walk, the sun is shining down. Burns my feet as they touch the ground.”
- The Beatles - Good Day Sunshine
“It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.”
Buddy, Elf
“:I’d say puberty was inordinately kind to you”
Brain, Animaniacs
Awesome song, that one 
Let’s see, oh here we go! Hopefully I didnt already say this one:
“If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candies and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas” -Dr Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
“The first nine albums there was never a Synthesiser, never any Orchestra. There was never any other player except us on the albums.”
- Brian May
“I want already dead food.” - Cale Tucker, Titan A.E.
“I hate the snow.”
Mailman, Hey Arnold
“I will not sit back and say “le bon Dieu has arranged everything, I will not interfere”. Because I am convinced that le bon Dieu created Hercule Poirot for the express purpose of interfering.”
Hercule Poirot, Peril at End House.
“The bell that rings inside your mind, is challenging the doors of time.”
- Queen - A Kind Of Magic
“I was elected to lead. Not to read.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Simpsons Movie