“I’m a prisoner of love inside you.”
- Queen - One Year Of Love
“I’m a prisoner of love inside you.”
Mrs. Claypool: Get off my bed! What would people say?
Drifwood: They’d say you’re a very lucky lady
-A Night at the Opera
“He stood in a field where barley grows.”
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”
Buddy, Elf
“T.J. Detweiler! I knew you would be the one behind this! What disgusting, perverted thing are you up to now!?”
Ms. Finster, Recess
“My autobiography now offers me the chance to lay down my life story and place recent events in proper context, … I have had a long and lumbering life – this book will take time.”
“You are not as good as they say you are, Miss Softpaws. You’re better.”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
“Who is Spider-Man? He’s a Crinimal!”
Jamerson, Spider-Man
“We will rock you.”
“We’ll just travel by map”
-Kermit, The Muppets
“Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.”
“Can you feel the love tonight.”
“You still look like an a** to me.”
Puss in Boots, Shrek 2
“The big break better happen soon, 'cause I’m pushing 21.”
Elder McKinley: "Just imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, and find the box that’s gay, and CRUSH IT! Okkay!?!?!
Elder Price: "Oh, I’M not having gay thoughts!
Elder Cunningham: “Alright! It worked!”
Mormons: YAAAAAAAAY!
-Book of Mormon the Musical
“I just know before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.”
Donkey, Shrek
" Mario’s last name is… Mario. And Luigi’s last name is… Mario too. Because their brother’s you see, oh no n no, father and son."
Nostalgia Critic
“Insanity laughs, under pressure we’re cracking.”
“…But that’s okay. Because winning means you gave enough, but losing means you gave it all.”
“I’ll steal you blind and you wouldn’t even know I was there.”
Kitty Softpaws, Puss in Boots