“Be who you are, and say how you feel. Because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.”
-Dr. Suess
" So in the end, everyone in Acne Falls got their wish. Except for the Mine that is."
Narrator, Animaniacs: Wakko’s Wish
“I’ll give you rings, pearls, diamonds and all.”
- Led Zeppelin - How Many More Times
“It smells like puke from a mule been 'ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.”
Mr. Pendanski, Holes
“… Make it up as you go along.”"
- Queen - Tear It Up
“Shake that laffy taffy.”
An actor in a play I’m working on.
“You msy know my name. But you do not know the legend.”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
“Liar, oh everybody decieves me.”
- Queen - Liar
“I’m strong to the finish because I eat my spinish I’m Popeye the sailer man.”
Popeye
It’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.
-Mae West
Oh, that is an awesome quote! 
“But the only thing predictable in life is it’s unpredictability.”
- Remy, Ratatouille
“You are a toy car!”
Woody, Cars
Yep, it’s one of my favorites.
“Rick Perry, are you sure you want to answer this question? This is the time of the debate where you usually get tired and confused.”
-Moderator, SNL
“We all live in a yellow submarine.”
- The Beatles - Yellow Submarine
Nostalgia Critic- “I think I get it. (singing) Like how I enjoy Rock 4, even though the writing’s really poor. Ninja Turtles, Commando, X-Men 3…”
Eric- “Oh Jesus no.”
Nostalgia Critic- “Cool Running’s and Batman 2, Juge Dredd…”
Eric- “Hey I like that too!”
Nostalgia Critic- “Even Jason goe’s to Hell, Paranola…”
Cinama Snob- “What the hell.”
“A picture with a smile-and perhaps, a tear.”
-Title Card, The Kid
“Regrets? I’ve got no regrets… except that I was born a woman instead of a man.”
- Nico
“It’s sort of a feeling of power onstage. It’s really the ability to make people smile, or just to turn them one way or another for that duration of time, and for it to have some effect later on. I don’t really think it’s power… it’s the goodness.”
- Robert Plant
" I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including inbetween my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape."
Kevin. Home Alone
Flint:And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because…
Bile: Uh… it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose: [Storming in] It could let in a child.
- Monsters Inc.