“Beulah, peel me a grape.”
-Mae West, I’m no Angel
“That’s because I’m a good old-fashioned lover boy.”
- Queen - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
“I didn’t even get a line.”
Chester A. Bum. Nostalgia Critic
“Being president is like running a cemetery; you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.”
-Bill Clinton
“White queen walks and the night grows pale.”
- Queen - White Queen (As It Began…)
“What are you talking? I beleive on Santa Claus and I’m not a baby.”
Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause
“For us the most important thing is to be visual, and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want. We get very upset if people get bored when we’re only half way through smashing the second set. Then all of a sudden they hear Arnold Layne and they flip all over again.”
- Roger Waters
“Speak softly, and carry a big stick”
-Theodore Roosevelt
You are ugly! But you are beautiful!
-John Carter trailer
“Fish are friends not food!”
Bruce, Finding Nemo
“Going Ghost!”
Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom
“Can I keep him? He was all sad and alone and he’s got no family and friends and nowhere to go…”
– Dixie Kong upon ‘rescuing’ General Klump from the jungles, Donkey Kong Country, Klump’s Lumps
“This band makes sure that we have whole sections of stuff that are free form so that they don’t know what we are doing next, that is the fun part of playing. You are playing something that you haven’t ever played before.”
- John Entwistle
“Quick scoping is cheeze.”
my brother playing MW3.
“In my homeland, we tell a different tale of this Santa Nicolas / He’s not made of waffles / He was suave / And nothing like that / The Santa I know / Was a hot Latin cat! / He was dressed all in fur / From his head to his paws / And he stood there heroic, / A real Santa… Claws. / Red are his boots / And so is his cape; / His sword is a cane / That tastes like crabcake. / He wears a fine belt / And a leather cravat / And there is a cute, fuzzy thing / Which hangs down from his… hat.”
Puss in Boots, Shrek the Halls
[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m Picasso!
Hamm: I don’t get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What’re you lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?
- Toy Story
“Kurt must look awfully stange naked.”
Dexter, Good Burger
“All that I need are the boots.”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
Brock- “I didn’t know Vikings still existed.”
Ash Ketchum- “They mostly live in Minnesota.”
Pokemon The First Movie
‘We are only considering possibilities. It is like trying on the clothes. Does this fit! No, it wrinkles on the shoulder? This one? Yes, that is better—but not quite large enough. This other one is too small. So on and so on—until we reach the perfect fit—the truth.’
Hercule Poirot, Lord Edgware Dies.