“Don’t blame me if you loose this war.”
-Johnnie Grey, The General
“Heartbreaker your time has come, can’t take your evil away. Go away heartbreaker.”
- Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker
“My mama used to always say, ‘Christmas ain’t Christmas till somebody cries!’ Usually that someone’s me.”
Donkey, Shrek the Halls
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb made ‘me’!
Mom: my stretchmarks disagree.
Candace+Mom (phineas and ferb)
Farmer: Ahedgzea hedgz, ayanly chopitdaw cuz amiviewma, wazimobo?
Nicholas: Right. What did he say?
Turner: He said a hedgeisahedgeinnit, he onl’ chopped it downcoz he coudnsee his viewnomore, whyzemoanin?
Nicholas: pause What did he say?
Danny: He said a hedge is a hedge, he only chopped it down coz it blocked his view, whats Reaper moaning about?
-Hot Fuzz demonstrating the differences in the English accent 
“You’re really… counting on me then. Well, if I don’t like the way things are going, I’ll show you how much like my father I really am. I’ll leave.”
Cale Tucker, Titan A.E.
“The more in haste, the less the speed”
Hercule Poirot, Lord Edgware Dies.
“all for one, and one for all.”
three musketeers
“Can’t you hear me knocking, on your window.”
- The Rolling Stones - Can’t You Hear Me Knocking
They said you was a FREEEEEEAK!
An actor on a show I’m working on.
“They don’t hang you in public any more, do they? I think that’s a pity”
A vain murderess from a Christie novel.
“Mellow is the man who knows what he’s been missing, many, many men can’t see the open road.”
- Led Zeppelin - Over The Hills And Far Away
“C’mon man, what are you doing?”
Keyshawn Johnson
“Harro Prease.”
Eric Cartman, South Park
Mom, more hot pockets!
Cartman, South Park
“Kings will be crowned, word goes around from father to son, to son.”
- Queen - Father To Son
“Scrub a dub dub, I like to rub.”
my saying when i tickle my puppy
“I am Error.”
Error, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link video game
“Congratulations! World’s Best Cup of Coffee!”
Buddy, Elf
“That dog is ugly”
Lee Corso