“Shrek and I drank this magic potion and now, were sexy!”
Donkey, Shrek 2
“With no power, comes no responsibility. Except, that wasn’t true.”
-Dave Lizewski, Kick-A**
“**** THIS GAME!!!”
Nostalgia Critic
Cars don’t talk like that, toys don’t talk like that, fish don’t talk like that, and yet you look back and go “I know they don’t talk like that, but boy, it looks so real!”
-John Lasseter
EVE: [EVE repeats “Directive” in multiple languages, ending with… ] Directive?
[WALL-E demonstrates his trash-compacting function]
WALL.E: Ta-dah!
EVE: Ohhh…
WALL.E: Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?
EVE: Directive?
[WALL-E nods]
EVE: [Eve turns away, sharply] Classified.
WALL.E: Oh.
- WALL-E
“I want control.”
-Charlie, Chaplin
“Now I am sad, you are so far away. I sit there counting the hours day by day.”
- Queen - The Millionaire Waltz
If Cartoons were meant for adults,they’d put them on prime-time.
Lisa Simpson
“Should be waiting for the skies to clear.”
- Queen - Doing All Right
“I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.”
Ed, Ed, Edd, n, Eddy
Look to the past as we head towards the future.
“Get Out Of Here You Nosey Little Pervert, Or I’m Gonna Slap You Silly.”
Uncle Frank, Home Alone 2
“That’s-a some joke, eh boss?”
-Chico Marx, Duck Soup
Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I’m still Andy’s toy. Well, if you knew him, you’d understand. See, Andy’s…
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy’s a real special kid, and to him, you’re his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it’s like… even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive, because that’s how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
- Toy Story 2
^Nice one!
“Let them eat cake!”’
-Marie Antoinette, Marie Antoinette
Thanks ^^.
“People of the earth, listen to the warning the seer he said.”
- Queen - The Prophet’s Song
“Who is the monster and who is the man?”
Clopin, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Mr. Incredible: I was wrong to treat you that way. I’m sorry…
Syndrome: See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it…
[Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, who dodges it and traps Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy ray]
Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it…
- The Incredibles
“There’s 10 of you and only one of me. Whats a poor girl to do?”
Esmeralda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
“The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France.”
-Enjolras, Les Miserables