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Eugene: “Recent events have brought to light my overall immaturity as a Christian-”
Bernard: “Not to mention as a person.”
-awkward pause-

Solitary Refinement (Adventures in Odyssey)

" I had a little trouble With the fireplace."

Frollo, The Hunchack of Notre Dame

Woman: “Why, I’ve never been so insulted in my life!”
Groucho Marx: “Well, it’s early yet.”

“It’s been a long time since I rock and rolled.”

  • Led Zeppelin - Rock & Roll

“Smell ya later.”

Blue, Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow

“…And you will see the end, you will see the end.”

  • The Who - Imagine A Man

“I wouldn’t kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself”

-Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon.

Esmeralda: You sneaky son of a…

Phoebus: Watch it! You’re in a church

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“No need to watch where I’m goin’! Just need to know where I’ve been.”

Mater, Cars

“You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don’t wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don’t wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is”

  • Queen - Bicycle Race

“All communications have been terminated. You are now confined to quarters.”

Auto, WALL-E

“If you can’t beat 'em join 'em, your never gonna help yourself.”

  • Queen - If You Can’t Beat Them

“Frollo was right. I’m tired of being someone I’m not.”

Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman.”

  • Queen - The Prophet’s Song

(His response to the Tea Party calling The Occupy movement a group of criminals for camping without a permit)

“Hey Tea Partiers. You’re named after the biggest felony in the history of the United States, and you’re upset over a little park camping? What is wrong with you?”

-Jon Stewert, The Daily Show

“Hey waitor! How about a bowl for the stead?”

Donkey, Shrek 2

“Mhh hhh mmm ah ah mm um mm um mmm.”

Kenny, South Park

“Imagine a load
So large and so smooth
That against it a man is an ant.”

  • The Who - Imagine A Man

“I can’t lose you again. I can’t. Not again. I’m not s-strong enough.”

Bob Parr, The Incredibles

Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me… You’re not Superman, you know.

  • Spider-Man The Movie

Everytime I see this scene I always think “yeah but he’s Spider-Man.”.