“Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn’t… Oh hee hee, it wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn’t it?”
Clark, Christmas Vacation
Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] “Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children.” Cool! What am I gonna blow?
“And what would humans be without love?"
“Rare,” said Death.
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
Skinner: [to Linguini] Welcome to Hell.
He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
― Terry Pratchett, Mort
Mustafa: Someone has asked what is new!
Horst: New?
Mustafa: Yes! What do I tell them?
Horst: Well, what did you tell them?
Mustafa: I told them I would ask!
Skinner: What are you blathering about?
Horst: Customers are asking what is new!
Mustafa: What should I tell them?
Skinner: What did you tell them?
Mustafa: I TOLD THEM I WOULD ASK!
Skinner: This is simple. Just pull out an old Gusteau recipe, something we haven’t made in a while…
Mustafa: They know about the old stuff. They like Linguini’s soup.
Skinner: They are asking for food from LINGUINI?
“So easy a caveman can do it.”
Geico
Linguini: Thank you, by the way, for all the advice about cooking.
Colette: Thank you, too.
Linguini: For - for what?
Colette: [grins] For taking it!
- Ratatouille
“Oh yeah? When’s the last time you thought about something besides yourself, hotrod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back.”
Doc Hudson, Cars
“This is Brawlmaster08, signing off.”
Brawlmaster08
Finn McMissile: My apologies, I haven’t properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
“You never know where it’s been. 1000 malls.”
Scott, The Santa Clause
“Too much love will kill you, in the end.”
“Pink? Pink? Well what’s wrong with pink? Seems to me you’ve got a pink kink in your think.”
Jackalope, Boundin’
“Sometimes the best things in the world are the things we can’t see.”
Conductor, The Polar Express
“May the good Lord shine a light on you,
Make every song (you sing) your favorite tune.
May the good Lord shine a light on you,
Warm like the evening sun.”
“I love you.”
Patrick Star, Spongebob
Peter- Wow they have to be more stupider then you when you fart yourself awake!
Brian farts himself awake
Brian- Hey what?!
Brian looks around
Brian- Whatever’s happening here, just knock it off!
Family Guy
“That cat’s something I can’t explain.”
“Meowth that’s right.”
Meowth, Pokemon