McVeigh’s lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
-Jon Stewart
I think there a quite a few people who say that.^^
“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”
- Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles
i have a question about a quote
ya know thw one that’s on the home page here
it’s up at the top right does anyone know who said that
You mean “Because some things you never grow out of.”?
NO! Because i just realized thay always change. 
Well we can’t help unless you tell us.
But I dont really remember it!
It was something like
we create feelings in people that they themselves dont understand.
I found it. It’s in Cars. But intead of “I” they say “We”
“When I hear that Rock ‘N’ Roll, it gets down to my soul, when it’s real rock ‘n’ roll.”
- Queen - Rock It (Prime Jive)
Today is the 100th anniversary of the Wright Brothers’ flight at Kitty Hawk. Today, they tried to do a re-creation of that historic flight… and it didn’t work. That’s like doing a Civil War reenactment and having the South win.
-Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m Picasso!
Hamm: I don’t get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What’re you lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?
- Toy Story
“Ok Mr. Lightbeer. Prove it!”
Woody, Toy Story
“Drink cactus juice! It’ll quench your thirst. It’s the quenchiest. Nothing’s quincehier”
Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender
“B is for BuyNLarge, your very BEST FRIEND”
-Axiom teacher robot (WALLE)
I find that line hilarious.
“I have to admit it’s getting better, a little better, since you’ve been mine.”
- The Beatles - Getting Better
Nostalgia Critic- “So how about that weather?”
Santa Christ- “I nearly died.”
Peter: Quagmire what are you doing here?!
Quagmire: Soccer moms! Heh heh, all right!
- Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 “Mind Over Murder”
Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I’m still Andy’s toy. Well, if you knew him, you’d understand. See, Andy’s…
Jessie: Let me guess. Andy’s a real special kid, and to him, you’re his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it’s like… even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive, because that’s how he sees you.
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
- Toy Story 2
Like a weenie?
-patrick (from spongebob)
“Pull the lever Kronk… WRONG LEVERRRRR!”
Yzma, The Emperors New Grove