“The master stroke.”
- Queen
“She’s so hot. I want to tell her that she’s hot, but she’ll think I’m sexist. She’s so hot she’s making me sexist!”
-Bret, Flight of the Conchords
“Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that’s part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?”
Flynn, Tangled
“Mama please let me back inside.”
- Queen - Mother Love
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
-Theodore Roosevelt
Ken: [Giving Andy’s toys a tour of the daycare, Ken passes his dollhouse] And this… well, this is where I live. It’s got a disco, it’s got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
Barbie: [gasps] You have everything!
Ken: Everything… except someone to share it with…
[he walks away]
Barbie: [sighs lovingly]
- Toy Story 3
“I know this might not be a good time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.”
Mater, Cars
“Take our Mick out of Top of the Pops–we play better than they do.”
- “Saturday Gigs”, Mott the Hoople
Kyle: “Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it’s aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn’t it?”
Cartman: “Ey, what the hell are you talking about? I’m not a God damn Canadian, and neither are you!”
Stan: “Cartman, you stupid ***hole!”
“You see Hopper, Nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food, and the grasshoppers leave!”
- Princess Atta, A Bug’s Life
“She only likes me for my body.”
Mater, Cars
Mater: What’s your name?
Lightning McQueen: You… you don’t know my name?
Mater: No, uh… no, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?
- Cars
“If you only raced that fast on the racetrack hotrod.”
Doc Hudson, Mater and the Ghostlight
“Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?”
Carl, Up
This is one of my favorite Pixar quotes!
“Tommorrow the birds will sing!”
-A Tramp, City Lights
Lex Luthor: [Superman has dropped Luthor off at prison and they are discussing nuclear weapons] Is the world gonna be vaporized?
Superman: No. It’s the same as it’s always been, Luthor. On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty.
[Superman flies off]
- Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either
-Jack Benny
“Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?”
- Sulley, Monsters Inc.
“Hahahaha. It’s Your Birthday!?”
Kronk, The Emperor’s New Groove
“Angie, you can’t say we never tried.”
- The Rolling Stones - Angie