“Okkay, who put my calculator in jello? Seriously guys. Who did this? I need to know who put my calculator in jello, or I’m going to loose, my fricken’ mind!”
-Andy, The Office
“Whatever comes of you and me, I love to leave my memory with you.”
- Queen - Now I’m Here
“A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle”
Ian Fleming.
“If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.”
- Peter Sellers
“If we can stop him, we shall prevent the collapse of Western civilization… No pressure.”
Sherlock Holmes, A Game of Shadows.
“Jimi Hendrix is very important. He’s my idol. He sort of epitomizes, from his presentation on stage, the whole works of a rock star. There’s no way you can compare him. You either have the magic or you don’t. There’s no way you can work up to it. There’s nobody who can take his place.”
- Freddie Mercury
Princess Leia:“Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?”
Star Wars A new hope
“Astronomy’s much more fun when you’re not an astronomer.”
- Brian May
^I love that. 
I thought it was pretty funny^^.
“Syd’s story is a sad story romanticised by people who don’t know anything about it. They’ve made it fashionable but it’s just not that way.”
- David Gilmour about Syd Barrett
That’s another really good quote. I’ve teared up over the story before, in fact. It really is quite sad. 
“Why aren’t you like other kids, kids who’re into breakdancing and wearing bellbottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs?..”
- The Lorax
I’ve teared up over it too.
“Great king rat was a dirty old man and a dirty old man was he.”
- Queen
Abraham Lincoln once said if you’re a racist I will attack you with the north
-Michael Scott, The Office
“I don’t think I’m easy to talk about. I’ve got a very irregular head. And I’m not anything that you think I am anyway.”
- Syd Barrett
Stephen Colbert: “It’s a joy to see you in person. When I just see you in the movies, I forget how funny and attractive you are.”
Steve Carell: “Of course you’re exciting Stephen, I’m not your normal guest. People have heard of me.”
-The Colbert Report
“Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you Julia.”
- The Beatles (John Lennon wrote this particular song about his Mother, who died when he was 18 years old)
“Just think of pleasant things, and your heart will fly on wings forever.”
- Never Never Land, Peter Pan (1960)
“We are your overlooorrrdds”
- Led Zeppelin - The Immigrant Song
When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, You don’t blame the child. He didn’t know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, ‘Drive, kid. I trust you.’”
-Pam, The Office
"When I call you up
Your line’s engaged
I have had enough
So act your age
We have lost the time
That was so hard to find
And I will lose my mind
If you won’t see me
You won’t see me
I don’t know why
You should want to hide
But I can’t get through
My hands are tied
I won’t want to stay
I don’t have much to say
But I can’t turn away
And you won’t see me
You won’t see me."
- The Beatles