"Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office
"You got to be crazy, you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes and when you’re on the street
You got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking
And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You’ll get the chance to put the knife in."
- Pink Floyd - Dogs
“You have no idea how high I can fly”
-Michael Scott, The Office
“Come tonight, come to the ogre site, come to ogre battle fight.”
- Queen
“I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs”
-Andy, The Office
Maria Gambrelli: You can have one of my cigarettes.
Clouseau: Oh, thank you.
Maria Gambrelli: You have it in backwards.
Clouseau: Oh… it tastes very bad that way.
- A Shot In The Dark
“…But it was only fantasy, the wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free, and the worms ate into his brain…”
- ‘Hey You’, Pink Floyd
“Do not eat that pistachio ice cream. It’s done turned!”
Mater, Cars 2
In Japanese:
“You have my condolences.”
-Japanese server, Cars 2
Awesome quote! That’s my favorite song from The Wall.
“See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.”
- The Who - Tommy
“I will run this branch, or destroy this branch. Or…I don’t know. Something always works out”
-Dwight, The Office
“Tommy can you hear me?”
- The Who - Tommy
“You’re darn right it was cool.”
-The Once-ler, The Lorax
“I once caught a glimpse of your unguarded, untouched heart. Our fingertips touched and my mind tore us apart.”
- ‘I Can’t Reach You’, The Who
Great quote^^! I have a real fondess of The Who Sell Out.
“Sharon, you’re going to be really glad I have all this footage of the family someday.”
-Randy, South Park
"Look out silver salmon
Look out, look out, look out the silver salmon
All along the silver skies, ah
More alarming
All the need for silver, ah
Went away
Salmon
Look out, look out silver salmon
Ooh, yeah."
- Queen - Silver Salmon
“Craig, do you mind telling us why your image is on this ancient Incan ruin?”
-Cartman, South Park
“I could have been an architect, but I don’t think I’d have been very happy. Nearly all modern architecture is a silly game as far as I can see.”
- Roger Waters
“What has happened to my schoooool?”
-Cartman, South Park