Is anyone still traumatized by the idea that you might get eaten by an escalator if you miss a step or have a loose thread on your sweater?
- Katheryn Hudson
Is anyone still traumatized by the idea that you might get eaten by an escalator if you miss a step or have a loose thread on your sweater?
- Katheryn Hudson
“True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.”
Gandalf.
"“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” ~ Albus Dumbledore
Forgive me if this quote has been posted on here before.
Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us.
“The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France”
-Les Miserables
“Name? Laura Croft”.
Wreck-It Ralph
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
Bilbo Baggins.
Jean Valjean is negotiatiating for the release of Cosette, a little girl, from her caretakers Monsieur and Madame Thénardier.
Monsieur Thénardier: Let’s not haggle for darling Colette!
Madame Thénardier: [sotto voce] Cosette.
Monsieur Thénardier: …Cosette!
^ I love it!
“Two by two we’re going door to door
Because God loves Mormons, and he wants some more!”
-The Book of Mormon: The Musical
Hans Gruber: You really think you have a chance against us, Mr Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee ki yay, mother******!
“Turbo-Tastic!”
Turbo, Wreck-It Ralph
Vanellope offers a deal to Ralph and extends her hand to “shake on it”.
Vanellope: Come on, what do you say friend?
Ralph: We are not friends!
Vanellope: Aw… come on, pal! You son of a gun! Come on, buddy! Let’s shake on it!
Ralph, seated, turns away.
Vanellope: Aw… come on, chumbo! Ralph my man! My main mayaaan!
(beat)
Vanellope: Hey, my arms are getting tired! Do we have a deal or not?
Ralph groans then stands up.
Ralph: You better win!
He shakes her hand.
^These WIR quotes! ![]()
“And that’s why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat a Dracula.”
-Pirate Captain, Pirates! Band of Misfits
“To love another person is to see the face of God”
-Les Miserables
[as British spy James Bond is tied to a chair, an elevator lowers in front of him, and Raoul Silva, a cyber-terrorist, appears and walks toward him in a single, continuous shot]
Silva: Hello James, welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. But for us it was paradise. One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had become infested with rats. They came on a fishing boat and gorged on the coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? My grandmother showed me. You put an oil drum in a pit and hinge open the lid. Then you coat the lid in the coconut. The rats come for the coconut and plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink; they fall into the trap. Then what do you do? Throw it in the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And then one by one…
[mimics rat-munching sound]
Silva: They start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. Then what do you do? Kill them? No. You release them into the trees. But they will not eat coconut anymore. Now they will only eat rat. You have changed their nature.
[Raoul stands before Bond]
The two survivors, this is what she made us.
^gragghgh! I still need to see that movie!
“They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher?”
Wreck-It Ralph
“…In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto ‘Anyone Can Cook’. But I realize only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau’s who is, in this critic’s opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau’s soon, hungry for more.”
^One of my favourite Pixar quotes is that one actually!
“Red! The blood of angry men
Black! The dark of ages past
Red! A world about to dawn.
Black! The night that ends at last”
-Red and Black, Les Miserables