Mabel walks in the room, her face covered in plastic gemstones.
Mabel: Check it out, Dipper! I completely bezazzled my face!
Mabel blinks and a few gems crumble off; she winces.
Mabel: …Ow.
Dipper (her twin brother) looks at her, rather weirded-out.
Dipper: Is that… permanent?
Mabel sighs and looks down dejectedly.
Mabel: I’m unappreciated in my time.
EJE: Oopsy daisies, sorry if I spoiled what is possibly one of the best scenes from the film! 
Baliboi: Haha, when I first heard that line, I thought he said “butt muncher”! True story.
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“Humour is the ovum of dissent.”
The movie’s fantastic, by the way. I wish they used the above quote.
I love this scene. 
To any outlaw tryin’ to draw
Thinkin’ you’re bad
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad
Don’t even think about it
Six gun, weighin’ a ton
Ten paces and turn just for fun, son
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys are to be found
And make ‘em lay down
The defenders of the west, crushin’ on pretenders in the west
Don’t mess with us 'cuz we’re in the (Wild Wild West)
Calvin Candie: You sir are a sore loser.
Dr. King Schultz: And you are an abysmal winner.
“I am not a weenie! I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden the other day, and I only cried for 20 minutes.”
-SpongeBob SqauarePants
Kim Dotcom, the founder of MegaUpload wanted by the US over copyright-infringement charges, is launching his new sharing service, Mega.
Suddenly a “SWAT team” swoops in and attempts to arrest him. His scantily-clad female “bodyguards” surround him.
Kim: STOP! Stop this madness! Let’s all be friends!
The “SWAT team” walks away. Techno music plays.
“Keep the change ya filthy animal!”
Home Alone
^ This. My brother and I kept quoting the phrase “Ya filthy animal” after hearing it as kids. Good times!
Mittens, a cat, is trying to convince Bolt, a dog, that the latter’s person, Penny, doesn’t love him.
Mittens: There is no Penny! She’s fake!
Bolt: No, you’re wrong! She loves me.
Mittens: No, no Bolt, that’s what they do, okay? They act like they love you, they act like they’ll be there forever, and then one day, they’ll pack up all their stuff, and they’ll move away, and take their love with them, and leave their declawed cat behind to fend for herself!
Bolt stares in disbelief. Mittens sighs.
Mittens: They leave her… wondering… what she did wrong.
Bolt: I… I’m sorry, Mittens… but… Penny is different.
Mittens sighs, then glares at Bolt.
Mittens: Then go.
Bolt: Mittens, I…
Mittens: Get outta here, Bolt! I never should have taken pity on you.
Bolt: Aw, Mittens, I…
Mittens: Just get outta here, Bolt!
Bolt slowly lowers his head and trudges away. He looks at Mittens for the last time. She avoids his glance.
Bolt: You take care, Mittens.
“Here’s the thing about equality
Everyone’s equal when they’re dead”
-Gavroche, Les Miserables
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
“Sneaking, sneaking! Hobbits always so polite, yes. O nice hobbits! Smeagol brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Tired he is, thirsty he is, yes thirsty; and he guides them and he searches for paths, and they say sneak, sneak. Very nice friends, O yes my precious, very nice.”
Sam: Sorry. But where have you been to?
Gollum: Sneaking
Jack Frost: “So, the Big Four all together: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and the Easter Kangaroo”.
Bunnymund: “Say WHAT? I’m a bunny!”
Rise of the Guardians
^haHa, yeees.
“A for effort!”
-North, Rise of the Guardians
I hope I didn’t mess this quote up too badly:
(breaths like Darth Vader, comes out of the river coughing and spitting)
“Ugh, I hate chocolate!”
-Wreck-It Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph
and…
“Have some candy!”
-King Candy, Wreck-It Ralph
Bond: “You were pretty good with that hook.”
Wai Lin: “Thanks. It comes from growing up in a rough neighborhood. You were pretty good on that bike.”
Bond: “Thank you. It comes from not growing up at all.”
Jack Frost: “Am I on the Naughty List?”
North: “Naughty List, you hold record”.
Rise of the Guardians
“I would have guided Frodo to Mordor and gone with him to the end; but if I seek him now in the wilderness, I must abandon the captives to torment and death. My heart speaks clearly at last: the fate of the Bearer is in my hands no longer. The Company has played its part. Yet we that remain cannot forsake our companions while we have strength left. Come! We will go now. Leave all that can be spared behind! We will press on by day and dark!”
“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.”
V