“Adam, your job today is to make sure that door doesn’t close”
Mr. Finch- My Geography Teacher
“Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.”
Homer
“Easy off Bam. BAM! And the dirt is gone!” -Easy Off Bam Slogan
“Easy off Bomb. BLAM!! And ya kitchen’s gone!” -My Version
“…By the way, have y’all met each other? Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen. McQueen, McMissile. McMissile, McQueen. Queen, McMissile…” - Sir Tow Mater, Cars 2
“Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.”
Homer.
“…I sure appreciate that, thank you. Actually, there is one thing…”
-Lightning McQueen, Cars
-Mater, Cars 2
Marge: Homer, why aren’t you at work? You’re late.
Homer: They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can’t risk that, so I’m not going.
Today, destiny is our friend. I know it.
-General Iroh, Avatar: The last Airbender
Marge: This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it’s lost all meaning.
Carly: Oh my God!
Me: What’s wrong?!
Carly: I hate science! Everything is contaminated! EVERYTHING!
Me: I know!
Carly: I don’t want to touch anything!
Me: Its all sciences fault!
Carly: I know right!
Me: I never want to touch my shoes again!
Carly: Luckily we don’t have to.
Me: Actually we do. when we take our shoes off after school… OMG.
Carly: The world is filthy!
-Me and my friend Carly discussing how filthy the world is after taking some swabs of things outside and letting the bacteria grow in petri dishes for three days.
Marge: Homer, it’s easy to criticize.
Homer: Fun, too.
“What did you expect, an exploding pen?”
Q, Skyfall
“I hope I didn’t brain my damage.”
Homer
“I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!” Etc… Etc…
-Spongebob Squarepants on his way to work
“My wife’s looking for something that doesn’t make her look like a horse, so, I’m gonna be here for a while”
Chief Wiggum
“I’m not afraid. I’m angry.”
Bruce Wayne, The Dark Knight Rises
“Now I don’t want you to worry, class. These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success… if any.”
Mrs. Krabappel
Commander: You! Wake the Captain and have every inch of this rig searched!
Soldier: Um, Sir?
Commander: WHAT?
Soldier: That, uh, was the Captain. Who you just threw overboard…
Commander: Then wake someone I haven’t thrown overboard and search this rig!
Avatar the Last Airbender-
Book One
Episode 6 (Imprisoned)
Homer: I’m sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town.
Marge: Well, maybe we should move to a larger community.
“Of course! I am at home! And my Mama, is right here.”
-Francesco Bernoulli