Herman: Strategy. Hmm. How many men do you have?
Bart: None.
Herman: You’ll need more.
I love Baliboi’s Skyfall and TDKR quotes! 
“Who are you? What’s your name? Do you have a wife? A girlfriend? Because if you do, I’m gonna find her. I’m gonna hurt her. I’m gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out your name. And then I’m gonna find you,and kill you right in front of her.”
- Owen Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman), Mission Impossible III
Good, TDIT. Davian is one awesome antagonist.
Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?
Ms. Albright: I’m sorry, but the answer is no.
Janey: Why not?
Ms. Albright: Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa: What about my cat, Snowball?
Ms. Albright: I’m sorry, but the answer is no!
Bart: Uh, ma’am. What if you’re a really, really good person and you’ve been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Ms. Albright: For the last time, Bart, yes!!!
“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too”
-Johnny Depp <3
Bart: Otto, man, I have a test I am so not ready for! Could you help out your pal and crash the bus?
Otto: Whoa! Sorry, Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident!
If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me
-Johnny Depp <3
(Lisa finishes reading The Raven.)
Bart: Lisa, that wasn’t scary, not even for a poem.
Lisa: Well, it was written in 1845. Maybe people were easier to scare back then.
Bart: Oh, yeah. Like when you look at Friday the 13th, part one. It’s pretty tame by today’s standards.
I have three sides. My good one, my bad one and the one where I constantly waver between hating you or loving you.
-Me
“As my son would say, I’m one sad ape-like dude.”
Homer.
“I’m teachin Guido how teh fly”
-Mater
Heehee, that’s a cute one!
“I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man’s skull like sparrow egg between my thighs! And I think, why do you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can’t you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is good guy, who will crush man’s skull like sparrow’s egg between thighs? And I say, Zangief, you are “bad guy”, but this does not mean you’re a bad guy.”
-Zangief, Wreck-It Ralph
I saw Air Mater, and that quote stood out from the rest!
“He may be a jerk. But he’s a sophisticated jerk.”
-My opinion on Francesco Bernoulli <3
Homer: Hey, Burns! Hey, rag arm!
Bart: You throw like my sister, man!
Lisa: Yeah, you throw like me!
“‘We can teach anyone how to fly guaranteed’. Well, shoot! I’m anyone!”
- Mater, Air Mater
One of my personal fave Mater-isms X3
“A Simpson on a t-shirt. I never thought I’d see the day.”
Marge Simpson.
“Whats up Sister Christian?”
-Me greeting my BFF, who is also a Christian
“Hello, operator! Give me the number for 911!”
Homer Simpson.
SoA: Philip Seymour Hoffman was awesome as the villain in MI:3! His character’s casual sadism is truly creepy and probably the best antagonist in the series.
Man, Depp truly summed up my teenage years!
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Lisbon: Are you sure you just don’t wanna go to play with the ponies?
Jane: No playing.
“The Red Ponies” S3E05, The Mentalist
Marge: Now we can blame him for everything!
Homer: It’s your fault I’m bald.
Abe: It’s your fault I’m old.
Maggie: It’s your fault I can’t talk!
Blythe: G.M.M.T!
Mrs. Twombly: Don’t tell me. Giant Monkeys Mean Trouble!
Blythe: No. Good Morning, Mrs. Twombly!
- Penny For Your Laughs, Littlest Pet Shop