Alot of people don’t believe in curses. Alot of people don’t believe in yellow-spotted lizards, either, but if one bites you, it doesn’t make a difference whether you believe in them or not.
~ Holes by Louis Sachar
“California is more than just a place. It’s an idea, and a dream”
MR. BLONDE:
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
RESERVOIR DOGS
…
-Shudders-
The TV series, I really don’t want to think about the movie based on it. Perhaps it’s harsh judging a movie I haven’t seen in its entirety, but about the only good thing I can say is that Noah is apparently like Aang but the director messed him up and the fact it has Dev Patel in it. Because Dev Patel is awesome.
Other than that…
-Shudders again-
Megamind:
[as children, Metro Man is given stars from the teacher, while Megamind is made to stand in a corner]
Megamind: No matter what happened, I was always the last chosen, the odd one out, the black sheep… the bad boy. Was this my destiny?.. Wait. Maybe it WAS! Being bad is the one thing I’m good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!
^ 
Megamind quote! I love you forever!
–
“You’re so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it’s not there. You’re living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!”
- Titan, Megamind
little chef
Lots of people giggled at that quote for the last bit here. It was so funny. 
Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated at Metroman and Megaminds argument] “Girls, girls, you’re both pretty! Can I go home now?”
MEGAMIND
But metals can be melted by the heat of revanche!
METRO MAN:
It’s REVENGE, and it’s best served cold!
MEGAMIND:
But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!
Actually that whole exchange is just great.
mentalguru and aero, that was one of my favorite exchanges of dialogue between Megamind and Metro Man. That whole movie was filled with so much of that witty banter. I loved it!
little chef
Jumping on the Megamind quotes bandwagon…
“Let’s stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, alright?”
“Harry
Snape
Harry
Snape
Harry
Snape
Harry
DUMBLEDORE!”
Potter Puppet Pals <3
CAPT. JOHN MILLER:
Earn this.
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
lol!
Megamind: on the phone Hollo?
Minion: It’s ‘Hello’ sir.
Megamind: Ohhhh, “Hello”?
ITZAK STERN:
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
SCHINDLER’S LIST
“He’s not flying, he’s falling with style!”- Woody.
^Good one!
Skunker: What’s he doing?
Alex: Cleaning his teeth.
Skunker: How’d they get dirty?
-White Fang
ANDY:
Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
RED
Get buy livin’, or get Kraken…
Robot Chicken
DR. HANNIBAL LECTER:
I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
“That’s Britain for you. Tea solves everything. You’re a bit cold? Tea. Your boyfriend has just left you? Tea. You’ve just been told you’ve got cancer? Tea. Coordinated terrorist attack on the transport network bringing the city to a grinding halt? Tea dammit!”
Jslayeruk, as posted on Metaquotes Livejournal
“You’re living a fantasy. There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no Queen of England!”
-Megamind