LINA LAMONT:
What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN
RICK MARSHALL
If you don’t make it, it’s your own damn vault!
Land of the Lost
QUEEN:
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
“That’s the end of your Looney Tune, Drugs Bunny!” - Chief Wiggum, episode #228 (“Brother’s Little Helper”) of The Simpsons.
I love that quote for some reason! 
JERRY:
Look at that! Look how she moves. That’s just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it’s a whole different gender!
SOME LIKE IT HOT
Note: The last word of this quote was modified because the original one is not allowed on these forums.
Hahaha, that was my favorite quote in the movie! I’m actualy going to make that my facebook status right now…
ANTONINUS/REBEL SLAVES:
I’m Spartacus! I’m Spartacus!
SPARTACUS
“Germany was have troubles, what a sad sad story!
Needed a leader to restore his former glory!”
-The Producers
OBERST VON SCHERBACH:
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
STALAG 17
“If I couldn’t do this well, I wouldn’t be able to do anything. I mean, I can’t cook, and I’d be a terrible housewife.”
- Freddie Mercury (on his music career)
PRINCESS LEIA:
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
"No, I’m not gonna follow, anything that they say anymore
And it’s never to late to start living
So let start it with here and right now"
[i]2012- Jay Sean /i. I’m kind of repeating this song a lot today. But it was a pretty good AMV at least in terms of being upbeat and cheery.
DARTH VADER:
I am your father.
STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
“Your cartoons aren’t funny enough to be on the Family Channel!”
-Heffer, Rocko’s Modern Life
“Sometimes when I’m at a McDonalds, I wait until nobody is looking, and then I stick my hand inside the straw dispenser and touch all the straws.”
- David Bowie (Happy birthday!!!)
“I have a man, in my closet!”
-Rapunzel, Tangled
E-J-E: Haha, I like yours. 
“I’m bored. B-O-R-D, bored.”
- Jimmy Gourd, VeggieTales
Thanks D o E, I like yours too! Veggietales for the win!
“Eureka!”
-California state motto
YODA:
Do, or do not. There is no try.
STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
“Princesses do not marry kitchen boys”
-Dimitri in Anastasia