“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
-Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
WILLIAM ‘BILL’ MUNNY:
It’s a hell of a thing killin’ a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.
UNFORGIVEN
Mr. Krabs: Why didn’t you tell me this was my mother’s house?
Spongebob: Why didn’t you ask?
-Spongebob Squarepants
Low and slow.
Ramone, Cars.
Marie: Why can’t you just be nice to people!
Frank: I tried being nice once. Didn’t like it.
-Everybody Loves Raymond
VERBAL KINT:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
“Why should I play football, I don’t want to get killed.”
-Sally, You Can’t Win Charlie Brown
"The important thing is not to shout at this point, Vimes told himself. Do not… what do they call it… go spare? Treat this as a learning exercise.
Find out why the world is not as you thought it was. Assemble the facts, digest the information, consider the implications. Then go spare. But with precision."
“Thud”- Terry Pratchett
HARRY BURNS:
But I would be proud…
SALLY ALBRIGHT:
But I would be proud…
HARRY BURNS:
…to partake…
SALLY ALBRIGHT:
…to partake…
HARRY BURNS:
.of your pecan pie…
SALLY ALBRIGHT:
.of your pecan pie…
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…
“Yeah, from Geography, you all remember your Provence of R.”
-Doug McKenzie, Great White North
“Open Mouth, Insert Foot.”
“No, Dunbar, not Dumb Bear”
-John Dunbar, Dances with Wolves
Well, then let’s cruise, baby.
Flo, Cars.
Boo Boo: Are those fathers over there?
Yogi: Could be. They look pretty miserable to me.
Dad 1: How many hot dogs we gotta make, George?
Dad 2: About a million of ‘em.
Dad 1: Who dreamed up this father-son picnic?
Dad 2: The mothers. Who else?
-Yogi Bear (TV Series)
JESSICA RABBIT:
I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” — Terry Pratchett
[i]“And what would humans be without love?”
“RARE,” said Death. [/i]— [b]Terry Pratchett /b
"[i]Albert grunted. “Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”
Mort thought for a moment.
“No,” he said eventually, “what?”
There was silence.
Then Albert straightened up and said, “Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.” [/i]— [b]Terry Pratchett /b
“Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.” — Terry Pratchett (A Hat Full of Sky)
GEORGE:
And that’s how you play “Get the Guests.”
WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?
[i]"The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote (provided that he wasn’t poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman).
Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy.
Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of the ordinary philosopher in the street looking for a towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes." [/i]
— Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
PIKE BISHOP:
If they move, kill 'em.
THE WILD BUNCH
“But come on, ‘the Bear of love?’ Bears don’t love anyone, they don’t talk. They don’t feel. They’re thieves!”
-Kenai, Brother Bear