You keep talking to yourself people will think you’re crazy
Lizzie, Cars.
Good one!
“Why do you need a VHS tape, this isn’t 1994”
-My friend
“If you show someone their future, they have no future, if you take away the mystery, you take away hope.”
- Michael Jennings (Ben Affleck), Paycheck
DOROTHY GALE/THE SCARECROW/THE TIN MAN:
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
THE WIZARD OF OZ
Lately I’ve been adding walnuts to my oatmeal. They are so… er, they are so… Oh, they are just so delicious I can’t describe them!
-Bert, Seseme Street
Turn to page 394
~Severus Snape
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST:
I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!
THE WIZARD OF OZ
This quote is a win!
“If you drink enough and squint, it looks like a bear”
-My Fish & Wildlife Conservation Professor
“I’m sick…and tired…of being sick and tired.”
Nick, Left 4 Dead 2.
Not in my town you don’t!
Sheriff, Cars.
“It’s a good thing you’re not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult”
-Kuzco, The Emperor’s New Groove
“I think it’s great to be funny, but it’s better if you can do it without hurting people.”
Robert Downey Jr.
(seeing the maintenance room) Everybody, let’s get into the swan maintenance room of love!"- Nick, Left 4 dead 2.
“I have not…gone this far…to die now.” - Nick, Left 4 Dead 2.
“If there’s a burger tank around…I’m going to be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse.”- Coach, Left 4 Dead 2.
THE WIZARD:
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
THE WIZARD OF OZ
“is there really a specification whether you judge someone by their cover? Reading the front is obvious, but the back? Sure, you get the little summary of them, but the only way you can get to their background is if you actually read ALL the pages.” - Lance Hammond (Somethingguy912)
“Whitewalls say ‘Look at me, LOVE me…’”
Luigi, Cars.
“I’d never thought that I’d become a writer during the first years of my life. My aspects were on just two things: Cars, and Computers. I was a serious nutcase on the computers, while some had struggled on the assignments that related to the computer, I had blissfully soard past them with further knowledge that the Teacher’s had not offered to us. Seeing that writing a novel when i was fourteen seemed fun, but I had no strong writing skills with my hand at that point, my left a clumsy example of bad penmanship, despite it being the writing arm. Although it is hard for me to talk so fluently in physical conversation, using the ultimate progress in using Computers, writing on the computer has allowed me to speak without the need of my tongue, mouth, or anything else that requires any sound. It also improved my writing skills too, soon, the skills I inherited from the computer had allowed me to improve on my understanding of novels through paper, but i still lacked decent penmanship. Before i had finished my fan fiction, Before the Axiom, I had been working on 6 different novels at the same time, 4 from a series at home, the fan fiction I had mentioned, and a Sci-Fi short i’m doing at my school, which the teacher is undoubtedly impressed by my writing skills on it. Writing gives me a voice, even if it isn’t talking directly to anyone else.” - Lance Hammond.
“Can you read my mind?”
Lois Lane.
“Hey Howdy Hey, I’m on a yo-yo!”
-Woody, Toy Story 2
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Bernardo, Zorro.