“Silence benefits the tormentor, not the tormented.” - Elie Wiesel
Ben: “Unless… the ‘key in silence’ could be-”
Shaw: “Prison.”
Riley: “Albuquerque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel!”
- National Treasure
little chef
“He knows my name. He knows my name!”
Fred, Cars
Friend: “If you don’t go, the funding could go to the Geology Department.”
Sheldon: “No, not the dirt people!”
-Big Bang Theory
Yoda: “I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.”
Obi-Wan: “He will learn patience.”
Yoda: “Hmm. Much anger in him, like his father.”
Obi-Wan: “Was I any different when you taught me?”
The Empire Strikes Back
“Bullies are exactly like terrorists. Emotional terrorists.”
-Dwayne Johnson in You Again
“To a dark place this line of thought will carry us.”
Yoda, Revenge of the Sith.
“Must…chop…wood!”
-George Washington, The Fairly Odd Parents
“Don’t cry, pretty girl. I’m right here, I see you! You’re beautiful!”
- Lady Gaga
I don’t know why I love this so much… I’m not really like, all into everything she says or anything, but I saw this in a video and I dunno, I just really love the way she said it. It was so sweet. 
little chef
That’s a lovely quote little_chef!
Padmé: “Are you sure about this? Trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know. The Queen will not approve.”
Qui-Gon: “The Queen doesn’t need to know.”
Padmé: “Well, I don’t approve.”
The Phantom Menace
No reindeer were hurt during the making of this commercial… but they were dunked on!
MVPuppets.
Get over here!!!
Scorpion, after spearing his opponents.
Jar Jar: “My forgotten. Da bosses would do terrible tings to me, terrible tings to me if me goin’ back dere.”
Qui-Gon: “Do you hear that?”
Jar Jar: “Yah.”
Qui-Gon: “That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.”
Obi-Wan: “If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces, and blast us into oblivion.”
Jar Jar: “Oh. Yousa point is well seen.”
The Phantom Menace
Built Ford Tough… oh wait, that’s a Chevy.
Failblog
“Wow. Unbelievable. That many wins in a single season.”
Retarded quote by Dale Jr.
lol why do you say that quote’s retarded?
Haha. You know, it sounds like… silly. At least it has always appeared that way to me.
Haha I see what you mean!
“There was a land of Cavaliers and Cotton fields called the Old South. Look for it in only books for it is no more than a dream remembered. A civilization Gone with the Wind.”
-Gone With the Wind
“You’ve been a good apprentice, Obi-Wan, and you’re a much wiser man than I am. I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight.”
Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace.