“Where have you been, you’re as slow as molasses in January”
- Scarlett O’Hara, Gone With the Wind
Anakin: “You’re a Jedi Knight, aren’t you?”
Qui-Gon: “What makes you think that?”
Anakin: “I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.”
Qui-Gon: “Perhaps I killed a Jedi and stole it from him.”
Anakin: “I don’t think so. No one can kill a Jedi.”
Qui-Gon: “I wish that were so.”
The Phantom Menace
“We may be twins, but we are not brothers…”
Hilariously retarted line from The Suite Life Movie trailer. 
“There’s always a bigger fish.”
Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace.
LOL, the rare thing I actually audibly laugh at.
“How would you like to be left out alone? In a cruel, cold, heartless world…”
- Timothy Q. Mouse, Dumbo (brother watching it in the other room)
“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”
Padmé Amidala, Revenge of the Sith.
“Take off, eh?”
-Doug Mckenzie, Strange Brew
“What up?”
DJ, Cars.
“I want you guys to hear the real reason we had a fight today. It wasn’t about the Barenaked Ladies, though I do have some unresolved issues there. Caring about a person is scary. And caring about 6 people can be a horrifying,embarrassing nightmare, at least for me.But if I can’t say it today, when can I say it? I love you guys.”
-Jeff Winger, on the Valentine’s episode of Community
Padmé: “You’re a slave?”
Anakin: “I’m a person, and my name is Anakin.”
The Phantom Menace
“So this is Hell. And there’s a crucifix in it”
-Armand, The Birdcage
Beru: “Luke’s just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.”
Owen: “That’s what I’m afraid of.”
“Nobody gets left behind! Nobody gets left behind!”
-Frank, Little Miss Sunshine
“Who’s the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Spirit, i think it goes like, “Who is more stupid? The fool, or the person who followed him?”. When you say fool twice, it seems obvious that the fool who followed the fool is more foolish.
“Dont’ tell your dad or Father Jackson that you saw me here. They just wouldn’t understand.”
-Mother, Boy’s Night Out short
Nope. I can guarantee you that the original quote is like I said it. And it’s all right that it seems obvious that the follower is the more foolish, because it’s an obvious answer.
“It’s America the beautiful, not America at least she’s got a great personality”
-Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
“Turn right to go left.”
Doc Hudson, Cars
“This is why I hate guns. They have a certain range of ethicacy. The biggest mistake people make is… they get to close.”
Elliot Spencer.