“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, to Anakin Skywalker.
To deny death is to deny life,
Morticia Addams
“The Force will be with you. Always.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
“My name is Matt Foley, I am 45 years old, I am thrice divorced. And I live in a van down by the RIVER”
-Matt the Motivational Speaker, SNL
“We got ourselves a nodder!”
Boost, Cars.
What are you getting? Because to me, that’s part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?
~Flynn Rider, Tangled
“Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Kenai: “Well, obviously not all bears, you’re okay. But most bears will do anything to attack a human”
Koda: “But Kenai, he attacked us”
-Brother Bear
Torture never felt so good.
San Francisco Giants shirt.
Grah! That quote makes me want to go to a Giants game, I haven’t been in forever…
“Let me tell you something. Every once in a while you have to stand up for yourself. This isn’t Canada, my friend. This is America. And in this country, if some kid is shooting you with paintballs you have a constitutional right to knock them out. And if you don’t exersize that basic freedom, you’ll grow up to be a total Q hole.”
-The Sasquatch Gang
“You don’t need to see his identification.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi
“How do you know the chosen ones? No greater love hath a man than he who lay down his life for his friend. Not for millions, not for glory, not for fame… for one person. In the dark. Where no one will ever know or see. I’ve been in the service of the Vorlons for centuries, looking for you. Diogynes with his lamp looking for a man willing to die for all the wrong reasons. At last, my job is finished. Yours is just beginning. When the darkness comes, know this: You are the right people, in the right place, at the right time.”
- Sebastian to Delenn & Sheridan: Comes the Inquisitor
Obi-Wan: “Surrender. You will be given no further chance.”
Dooku: “Unless one of you happens to be carrying Yoda in his pocket, I hardly think I shall need one.”
Revenge of the Sith (novel)
I can not exist, says I.
What the heck?
My philosophy professor
“Why should I be frightened of dying? Anything will do. There’s no reason for it. I mean, you’ve got to go sometime…”
- The beginning speech of “The Great Gig in the Sky”
“Tickets to this race are hotter than a black leather seat on a hot summer day!”
Darrel Cartrip, Cars.
It’s a pigskin, Jasper. Not a buttered turkey!
Maggie Winnock, Unnatural History.
“The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Yesterday is history. Tommorow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why we call it the present.
Kung Fu Panda
“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, sensing the destruction of Alderaan.