The Padres play the Mets every so often, though you folks would probably be Yankees fans. It’s been my experience that most organized crime people are.
-Barney, My Blue Heaven
“Why do I sense we’ve picked up another pathetic life-form?”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, adding young Anakin to a party that already included Jar Jar Binks.
" Girls, look around you. Those are called boys. Generally, they only shower once a week, make crude jokes alot, and are usually better at sports than you are."
-The substitute I had in gym class yesterday. He then went on to talk about how boys are instinctually hunters, but women can be hunters, too. The gist of it was that we had to be more aggressive.
“For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times. Before the Empire.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi
^ Something wrong?
“But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman.”
- The Prophet’s Song, Queen
I love it when someone texts me back right after I text them.
Facebook.
“If I survive, can I go home?”
“Yes, but only if everyone else is dead.”
-Battle Royale
Nobu!!! 
lol, I like your substitute teacher.
“Welcome to what has become, quite simply, the biggest event in the history of racing!”
Bob Cutlass, Cars
“A bunch of baby ducks, send them to the moon”
-Rigby, The Regular Show
Anakin: “I sense Count Dooku.”
Obi-Wan: “I sense a trap.”
Anakin: “Next move?”
Obi-Wan: “Spring the trap.”
Revenge of the Sith
I’ve been wanting to post a quote from that movie as well! (which I think I’ll do now)
“POOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRR!!! UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!”
-also from Revenge of the Sith 
[Jeez louise] would you stop posting please!
my twin brother, years ago.
Vader: “The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
Obi-Wan: “Only a master of evil, Darth.”
“How can we aford something as awesome as chocolate cake?”
-Rigby, The Regular Show
“Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racin’ out there. By me!”
Chick Hicks, Cars
The Dunk COntest is back
Kenny Smith
I wish I could tell you my secret… but then I would have to kill you.
I’ll still attend your funeral though. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t?
My best friend.
“I want everything that I’ve seen in the movies!”
-Leo Bloom, The Producers
Obi-Wan: “So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.”
Luke: “A certain point of view?”
Obi-Wan: “Luke, you’re going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.”
Return of the Jedi