“I’m not interested in bugs! I’m interested in power… Supreme power, unlimited power, that’ll make me…” waves hands “…powerful!” laughs
– King K. Rool, Donkey Kong Country TV show, in the episode Bug a Boogie
Yeah, I’ve been watching that for a few months now. Don’t tell my friends. 
“So uncivilized.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith.
“Better Piggy than Fatty.” -Lord of the Flies
“You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope.
“Not bad for a 197 year old blind lady”
-Mama Odie, The Princess and the Frog
Lions, Tigers, and Bears, oh my!
Dorthy, Tinman, Scarcrow, Wizard of Oz
“He’s more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Return of the Jedi.
“Here’s the latest toy rocket. It runs on real rocket fuel”
-Santa, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Grievous: “Kenobi. Don’t tell me, let me guess: this is the part where you give me the chance to surrender.”
Obi-Wan: “It can be. Or, if you like, it can be the part where I dismantle your exoskeleton and ship you back to Coruscant in a cargo hopper.”
Revenge of the Sith (novel)
I watched that movie recently with my best friends at a Christmas party! We somehow couldn’t stop laughing. 
“I don’t follow my heart or my mind. I follow my stomach.”
-My friend Taylor.
Elan: “You wanna buy some death sticks?”
Obi-Wan: “You don’t want to sell me death sticks.”
Elan: “I don’t want to sell you death sticks.”
Obi-Wan: “You want to go home and rethink your life.”
Elan: “I want to go home and rethink my life.”
Attack of the Clones
“This… is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken… but still good. Yah. Still good.”
little chef
“Wait a minute! How did this happen? We’re smarter than this.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith.
Haha, isn’t that movie fantastic, in a horrible way?
Obi-Wan: “That’s no moon. It’s a space station.”
Han Solo: “It’s too big to be a space station.”
Luke: “I have a very bad feeling about this.”
forboding conversation as the Millennium Falcon approaches the Death Star
“It’s an honor to be nominated in the same category as the digital Rembrandts of my generation”
-Lisa Simpson to the “Creative team from ‘Mixar’”
“The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope.
" ‘Happiness at the misfortune of others?’ Hmm, that is German!"
-Avenue Q