Obi-Wan: “I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damned-fool idealistic crusade like your father did.”
Luke: “What is it?”
Obi-Wan: “Your father’s lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon… for a more civilized age.”
A New Hope.
“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure”
Tom Kelley
I’ve got a NEW one, directly from the latest Cars 2 Daytona 500 TV SPOT:
“I’m sticking by you the way you always stick by me.”
Lighting Mcqueen.- Cars 2 Tv Spot, February 21, 2011
“I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith.
You’re on quite a Star Wars kick, aren’t ya’? 
^ Yep. And likely won’t end it until I use every memorable quote on stock 
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope.
“I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!!!”
-Queen Amidala (The Phantom Menace)
I loved that part!
“I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast. But I got some hummus for this mini toast!”
-Mordecai, The Regular Show
“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith.
And the world will feel my power and obey.
Gabriel, Next to normal
“Brush your teeth!”
CHATTER TELEPHONE:
“You and your friends ain’t ever gettin’ outta here.”
Toy Story 3
“You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, A New Hope.
You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish!
-Le Frog, Flushed Away
I watched that on Sunday with the kids I babysit. Not too bad…
“You must join me, Obi-Wan, and together, we will destroy the Sith!”
Count Dooku, Attack of the Clones.
“But you’re supposed to be MY lab partner.”
“I am.”
“No you’re not. You’re disloyal.”
-Ash and Agnes, from Fantastic Mr. Fox
Palpatine: “Get help. You’re no match for him. He’s a Sith Lord.”
Obi-Wan: “Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our speciality.”
Revenge of the Sith.
There you Go, Hitman
my twin bro’s tennis buddies.
Chef: Haven’t you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don’t listen to hip-hop.
-South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
Want me to be nice, or honest?
Me, critiquing a best friend’s work.