Anakin: “All right, but you owe me one, and not for saving your skin for the tenth time.”
Obi-Wan: “Ninth time. That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn’t… doesn’t count.”
Revenge of the Sith.
Lebron james with no regard for human life,
Kevin Harlan
“Not to worry… we are still flying half a ship.”
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith.
Hey, no force fields!
Dash Parr, The Incredibles
Vader: “You turned her against me!”
Obi-Wan: “You have done that yourself.”
Vader: “You will not take her from me!”
Obi-Wan: “Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.”
Revenge of the Sith.
Just keep swimmin, just keep swimmin
Dory, Finding Nemo.
“I want you to be the eyes, ears, and voice of the Republic. I’m appointing you to be my personal representative on the Jedi Council.”
-Palpatine (Revenge of the Sith)
“Dude, what is wrong with German people?!?!”
-Stan, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
“If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist.”
Jocasta Nu, Attack of the Clones.
Phillip: Perhaps they’re homophobic.
Terrance:…But we’re not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We’re not?!?
-South Park
Grievous: “Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little… older.”
Anakin: “General Grievous. You’re shorter than I expected.”
Grievous: “Jedi scum.”
Obi-Wan: “We have a job to do, Anakin. Try not to upset him.”
Revenge of the Sith
Cars 2 TV Spot
“Instead of saying ka-chow is gonna go ka-boom”
Obi-Wan: “Can you fly a cruiser like this?”
Anakin: “You mean, do I know how to land what’s left of this thing?”
Obi-Wan: “Well?”
Anakin: “Well, under the circumstances I’d say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant. Strap yourselves in.”
Revenge of the Sith.
“He has a crush on anyone with ovaries.”
-Me to my best friend Kayla about a very unpicky guy at school
Kind of odd that that’s your best friend’s name, it’s mine too. 
“We live in hope.”
- Conker, Conker’s Bad Furday
That’s cool, Leirin! The joke was the ovaries part, though. 
Obi-Wan: “It’s over, Anakin. I have the high ground.”
Vader: “You underestimate my power.”
Obi-Wan: “Don’t try it.”
Revenge of the Sith.
“Your lack of faith disturbs me.”
-Darth Vader, A New Hope
Mr. Garrison: I don’t know, they must be on their periods or something.
Wendy: I find that sexist.
Mr. Garrison: Well I’m sorry Wendy, I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.
-South Park
^ I hate SP, but that’s rich.
“I love you.”
“I know.”
-Han and Leia, The Empire Strikes Back