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I remember that quote!

Stan: No fair, Cartman doesn’t know the different between the rainforest and a poptart.
Cartman: Yeah I do, poptarts are frosted.
-South Park

Luke: “Search your feelings, father. You can’t do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.”
Vader: “It is… too late for me, son.”

Return of the Jedi.


Mace: In the name of the Galactic Senate and the Republic, you’re under arrest, Chancellor.

Palpatine: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

Mace: The Senate will decide your fate later.

Palpatine: I AM the Senate!

Mace: Not yet.

Palpatine stands up. He draws out a lightsaber from his puffed sleeve.

Palpatine: It’s treason, then.

Revenge of the Sith

Barney: Do you tip everyone?
Vinnie: Yes I do. It’s something I believe in. Actually, my philosophy is to overtip.

-My Blue Heaven

Han: “What do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me—”
Luke: “No.”

A New Hope.

“Like your shoes, it’s amazing she lasted as long as she did”

-Vinnie, My Blue Heaven

Luke: “Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be—”
Han: “What?”
Luke: “Well, more wealth than you can imagine.”
Han: “I don’t know. I can imagine quite a bit.”

A New Hope.

i wish life came with a rewind, fast-forward, pause, and slow play button.

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Evazan: “He doesn’t like you.”
Luke: “Sorry.”
Evazan: “I don’t like you either.”

A New Hope.

this line is soo memorable, when I think of revange of the sith, my brother & I always joke abouth this

epic

Luke: “But it’s not impossible. I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home, and they’re not much bigger than two meters!”
Wedge: “Yeah, and were the womp rats shooting at you with turbolaser cannon?”

A New Hope (novel).

“There were three in the marriage. It was quite crowded”

-Princess Diana

I have two weapons: my arm, my legs, and my brains.

Michael Vick

Beru: “Where are you going?”
Luke: “Looks like I’m going nowhere.”

A New Hope.

Haha, that’s too awesome!

“And at last I see the light,
and it’s like the fog has lifted…”

  • I See the Light, Tangled

Anything is possible!

Kevin Garnett

“I’m offended by some of the movie titles this year… they are unsuitable for network TV: Winter’s Bone, Rabbit Hole…How To Train Your Dragon - that’s disgusting!”

  • James Franco

About the only funny thing he said all evening. :laughing:

Luke: “As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift. These two droids.”
C-3PO: “What did he say?”
Luke: “Both are hard-working and will serve you well.”
C-3PO: “This can’t be. Artoo, you’re playing the wrong message.”

Return of the Jedi

Orion: (about Flash) “Central City builds statues to this… fool. Who makes bad jokes, and concerns himself with pitiful men like the Trickster. I don’t understand.”

Batman: “No… you don’t”

-Justice League Unlimited- Flash and Substance