“I’m Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you!”
A New Hope.
Here is my version of our triathalon. We bike from my mom’s house to my dads. We then run down to the pool. And then we swim until you drown and i have to rescue you.
my best friend.
Superman: “You’ve earned a chance for a whole new life.”
Draaga: “What’s life without honor? I’m not worthy.”
Superman: “Draaga, the real test of honor isn’t how you die. It’s how you live.”
-Justice League
Teacher: For your homework everyone, please bring in a copy of the constitution.
Student: Was that the thing written by Thomas Jefferson?
[Flash tied to a giant rocket-powered boomerang…yeah.]
Flash: :[To Captain Boomerang] “I swear, when I get outta this, I’m gonna find you and hurl all over you!”
-Justice League
Mary: “John, get ready to have some kids!”
Wall-E.
“Let’s face it, darlings, we’re the most preposterous band that’s ever lived!”
- Freddie Mercury
Superman: “Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick-” [is possessed by Deadman] “I NEED YOUR HELP!”
Wonder Woman: “That’s pretty thick.”
[Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman’s body]
Superman:" …you have to eat them with a spoon!" [looks around] “What am I doing in Africa?”
-Justice League, Deak Reckoning
Luke: “Do you understand anything they’re saying?”
C-3PO: “Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of com—”
Han Solo: “What are you telling them?”
C-3PO: “Hello, I think. I could be mistaken.”
Return of the Jedi
“Apple juice. Apple juice flood.”
Kylie, Fantastic Mr. Fox
“I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.”
Luke Skywalker, A New Hope.
lol I’m an American History fanatic, so this quote makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.
Padmé: Are you going to use one of your Jedi mind trick on me?
Anakin: They only work on the weak minded…
Attack of the Clones
Doug Walker: “Go Go Gadget, refund!”
The new Nostalgia Critic episode was so funny. 
Amanda Waller: “Our enemy is never as evil as we imagine… And maybe we’re never quite as good.”
-Justice League Unlimited, Patriot Act
Evazan: “You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.”
Luke: “I’ll be careful.”
Evazan: “You’ll be dead!”
A New Hope.
“All who draw by the sword will die by the sword.”
- Matthew 26:52
Luke: “I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, Your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”
Emperor: “So be it… Jedi.”+
Return of the Jedi.
“I’m bi-sexual. If I want to have relations I have to buy it”
-Tommy, Splitting Heirs
“Thank you, God bless you. Sweet dreams, you lot of tarts! Goodbye!”
- Freddie Mercury’s closing message on a concert