Emperor: “I’m looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.” Luke: “You’re gravely mistaken. You won’t convert me as you did my father.” Emperor: “Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.”
“what is this, what is this, what does this mean. Is that you breathing? Because I really can’t hear myself think. You need to simplify there’s just too much going on around here. I mean youre evil, you’re asthmatic, you’re a robot, and what is the cape for? Are we going to the opera? I don’t think so. Sorry. Goodbye.”
Kahmunra, night at the museum 2:
Battle of the smithsonian.
Exactly. I dislike it when people wear shirts with him on it and stuff, and I ask them why they like CHe. And they can’t give a reason, just because his face is cool on shirt.
Han: “Stay sharp. There’s two more coming in. They’re gonna try and cut us off.” Luke: “Well, why don’t you outrun 'em? I thought you said this thing was fast!” Han: “Watch your mouth, kid, or you’re gonna find yourself floating home.”