It’s funny how the title is object to interpretation isn’t it? Any one of the three male protagonists could be the ‘half man’! 
Master Shifu: “This could be the end of Kung Fu.”
Po the Panda: “But I just got Kung Fu!”
Shifu: “And now you have to save it!”
I know that.
I’m mocking Charlie Sheen, as he was just a half man to me. So immature and imbecile.
Flash: “Let’s see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that…”
Green Lantern: “He talked to you?”
Flash: “Yeah, right after I stopped his car.”
Green Lantern: “I’m supposed to believe this?”
Flash: “Hey, we’ve both got a Martian’s phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.”
The Brave and the Bold- Justice League
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”
Princess Leia Organa, A New Hope.
Kid Wonder Woman: [waves her index finger] “Etrigan! You stop right there. I mean it! You naughty monster. Bad, bad Etrigan!” [Etrigan starts to cry. Wonder Woman picks him up] “Hey little guy, it’s okay, I won’t hurt you.”
[Baby!Etrigan starts to burble]
Kid Batman: “You’ve got to be kidding.”
Kid Wonder Woman: “He’s just a baby. [Burps Etrigan] That’s all he needed.”
Kid Green Lantern: [sniffs] “Aww man, that ain’t all he needs”.
Kid Batman: “Now that is a job for Superman.”
–Kid stuff- Justice League Unlimited
“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
Princess Leia Organa, A New Hope.
Lex Luthor: “The truth is, for all my struggles to make my mark in life, for all I’ve accomplished, in just a few short generations my name will be forgotten. Even the greatest of us can’t compete with time… and death.”
Amazo: “Then why do you go on? Why does anyone? Why don’t I just destroy you and everything else right now? [winds start swirling] All it would take is a single thought and-”
Lex Luthor: “No! If you do that you won’t see the end of it!”
Amazo: “The end of what?”
Lex Luthor: “The evolutionary process. You of all beings should know something about that.”
Amazo: “Yes. Yes, I’m evolving. That’s why Professor Ivo made me. These past months I have amassed so much knowledge, and yet… I remain confused…empty. What am I evolving into? What is my purpose?! I must know! Tell me!”
Lex Luthor: “There’s no way to tell. That’s why I stay in the game. My purpose, if you will, is to see where it’s all going. And you! You’ll live forever. You’ll be able to see it all.”
Amazo: “Is that my purpose? Simply to be… a witness?”
Lex Luthor: “We create our own purpose in life. Now go create yours.”
–The Return-Justice League Unlimited
Leia: “I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.”
Han: “I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!”
The Empire Strikes Back.
Oh, okkay! Sorry, it’s harder to tell sarcasm over the internet!
"Yes, I am on a drug. It’s called ‘Charlie Sheen’ "
-Charlie sheen
What a loser!
Hello Chris, this is Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls. And I heard you would rather hang out with your girlfriend instead of me, so I’m gonna have to punch you in the face!
Tara Strong.
Han: “Look, your worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.”
Leia: “Hmm. It’s a wonder you’re still alive. Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
Han: “No reward is worth this.”
A New Hope
“Your money is no good here!”
-My little brother shredding up a check.
Han: “Well, Your Worship, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer.”
Leia: “I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we’ve activated the energy field.”
Han: “That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.”
Te Empire Strikes Back.
"“Whatever! Whatever! I can do what I want!”
-Cartman, South Park
I’m sorry, but I feel bad for Charlie Sheen. Anyone who is literally drugging themselves to death has my pity. Does that excuse what he said about the show’s executives? No. I don’t think so. But I feel pity for anyone who has let drugs and loose women consume their life like that. 
“Conjunction junction, what’s your function?”
“Hookin’ up words and phrases and clauses.”
–School House Rock 
“It’s like America, but South!”
Ellie, Up. 
I love that line.
That killed me in the theater. <3
Han Solo: “You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake. Well, this could be it, sweetheart.”
Leia: “I take it back.”
Han Solo and Princess Leia, fleeing into an asteroid field
Same with me!
Every line in Up did. I cried 4 times, and came out drenched.