“You do have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.”
Leia Organa, The Empire Strikes Back.
“But fellas, if I dress up as a dog with a ninja star in my eyes, I’m going to get grounded!”
-Butters, South Park
Han Solo: “Who are you?”
Leia: “Someone who loves you.”
Return of the Jedi
Glad I made you laugh, Kenzie! 
Arthur: You. What the hell was all that?
Cobb: I have it under control.
Arthur: I’d hate to see it out of control.
-Inception
“Flamboyant guys are cool, 'cuz they’re sorta like having gal pals, but different!” -My sister
Han: “Don’t get excited!”
Leia: “Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.”
Han: “Sorry, sweetheart. Haven’t got time for anything else.”
The Empire strikes Back
“One’s a former federal officer, spent five years in deep cover. The other one’s a professional criminal, escaped prison twice. We find 'em, we take 'em as a team and we bring 'em back. And above all else, we don’t ever, ever… let 'em get in their cars.”
- FBI agent Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson), Fast Five
Leia: “I thought you knew this person.”
Han: “Well, that was a long time ago. I’m sure he’s forgotten about that.”
The Empire Strikes Back
“Man I was mean, but I’m changing my scene, and I’m doing the best that I can.”
- Getting Better, The Beatles
“It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.”
- Mrs White, Clue
I love the quote in your sig ShootingStar! One of my favorites.
Leia: “Han, we need you.”
Han Solo: “We need?”
Leia: “Yes.”
Han Solo: “Well, what about you need?”
Leia: “I need? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Han Solo: “You probably don’t.”
The Empire Strikes Back
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
-John F. Kennedy
“You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.”
Lando Calrissian, The Empire Strikes Back.
“You are not Norway! You will never be Norway! Your punishment for being not Norway will be cruel and unforgiving!!!”
-Denmark, Scandanavia and the World
Okay… so what’s the deal with Snookie? Why is she popular again?
My brother.
“Freddie rocks those pants like nobody’s business.”
- a YouTube comment
I Came To play.
Lead singer of Downstait
My Professor: “So, it’s illegal to own ferrets in the state of California”
Student: “Well, it’s legal to own them in Southern California”
My Professor: “No, it’s still illegal, southern California is part of California, unfortunetly”
-My Fish and Wildlife Class
Silly Southern Califies, stop stealing our water!
“Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.”
Lando Calrissian, The Empire Strikes Back.