Russell: That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
-Up
I wasa watching this today, and this line always gets me. I don’t know why.
^ Because it’s very true! It’s important that we use our time wisely. They talked more about that in “The Art of Up”, it was touching.
“I think I get on with most people. I’m sure I’d even get on with King Kong very well. We’re the same age. Mind you, I’ve climbed higher buildings than that!”
- Freddie Mercury (a friend showed me this quote, it might be the best one from this man yet…
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Lando: “That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!”
Vader: “Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly?”
Lando: “…No.”
Vader: “Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.”
The Empire Strikes Back
I agree. It’s just so great, especially from a little kid like Russell.
Young Ellie: [to a young Carl] You don’t talk much.
[pause]
Young Ellie: I like you!
-Up
Han Solo: “Chewie, give me the gun. Don’t move, Lando.”
Lando: “No, wait, I thought you were blind!”
Han Solo: “It’s all right. I can see a lot better.”
Han Solo, trying to blast the Sarlacc holding Lando Calrissian while blind.
Tyler Hansbrough is the 2nd best player to come from North Carolina
Me, about 3 hours ago.
“Hello, what have we here?”
Lando Calrissian, upon first meeting Princess Leia
Pineapple Surprise!!!
Deadpool.
“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.”
Jango Fett, Attack of the Clones.
“Spirit makes a lot of Star Wars quotes.”
-My sister creeping on me on the computer. 
“Ah!”
Me, creeping at the fact that Virginia’s sister knows that fact about me.
I’m the 2nd best at what I do,
X-23
«This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.»
Jabba the Hutt, Return of the Jedi.
Now I will never look at fruit loops the same way again.
my twin brother.
Han Solo: “Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, and I got a little sidetracked. It’s not my fault.”
Jabba: «It’s too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you’re bantha fodder.»
Return of the Jedi
“Don’t worry, she’ll hold together… You hear me, baby? Hold together!”
Han Solo talking to the Falcon
Hello folks… you know what… i’m the hero…
Droopy.
Do you have any idea what it’s like? Every where I go, people say “Hey Cartmen, you must like Family Guy, right?” “Your sense of humor is like Family Guy Cartmen!”. I am NOTHING like Family Guy! When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story. Deep, situation, and emotional jokes based on what is relevent and has a point! Not just one random, interchangeable joke after another!
-Cartmen, South Park
This is so true. Which ep is this?
“Chances are, sooner or later, we are gonna end up behind bars or buried in a ditch somewhere… but not today!”
- “Dom” Toretto (Vin Diesel), Fast Five
“Laugh it up, fuzzball.”
Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back.