It takes a con, to catch a con.
breakout Kings.
C-3PO: “Sir, sir! Might I suggest—”
Han: “Shut him up or shut him down!”
The Empire Strikes Back.
“Who the hell are these guys, are the from Dreamworks? God*amn Eisner trying to hurt this company again!”
-Mickey Mouse, South Park
Oh my god, you’ve made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker’s handbook somewhere?
- Ronnie in Disturbia
When you know what they want, you can predict their next move.
Erica Reed, Breakout Kings.
“[size=60]I’m Fluttershy.[/size]”
- Fluttershy, My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic
“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home.”
Han Solo, A New Hope.
“I have a long-standing bet going here. I bet myself that if a certain man comes to visit me while I’m out here in my garden, then the two of us would fall in love. But that fool only comes to my restaurant at night.”
- Gina, Porco Rosso
God only knows the horrors that happen at girls slumber parties
-Cartman, South Park
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?”
-Charlie Sheen
^Oh my gosh, Charlie Sheen. 
“No one told you when to run - you missed the starting gun.”
- Time, Pink Floyd
“Wonderful girl! Either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to like her!”
Han Solo, A New Hope
I hate to say this. I really do. But I like CS. I think he’s hilarious, and I hope he doesn’t drug himself to death. What’s even better is, that now he’s more entertaining than he ever was on TV or the Wall Street and Hot Shots movies.
“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed … She was attacking me, though, with a small fork — like a cocktail fork. And she had it with her; that was the weird part. What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”
-Charlie Sheen
“One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.”
Han Solo, while trapped inside a garbage compactor.
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not a total b%^&*(n’ rock star from Mars.”
-Charlie Sheen
“Sorry about the mess.”
Han Solo, after shooting Greedo.
I think he’s hysterical! A total jerk, maybe, but nevertheless really funny.
And that “rock star from Mars” quote is my favorite. Maybe because it makes me think of David Bowie. Speaking of which!
“When I’m at a McDonalds and nobody is looking, sometimes I reach my hand in the straw dispenser and touch all the straws.”
- David Bowie
I think it’s the drugs talking. No excuse, but still, he needs help.
“They run around and they’re as fun as you can imagine. They say ‘Dada’ and run into walls. And Dada is cool, but when they run into walls I say, ‘Don’t do that, that’s retarded.’”
-Charlie Sheen, about his sons
Han Solo: “What did he say?”
C-3PO: “I’m rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.”
Return of the Jedi
Sheen on how “hot” ex-wife Denise Richards helps him, to ABC: “Shows up looking the way she does. Look at her. Wow! Everybody’s winning. Boom!”