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Han Solo: “Over my dead body.”
Greedo: «That’s the idea. I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.»
Han Solo: “Yes, I’ll bet you have.”

Han Solo and Greedo, before either one shoots first.

Bro: You’ll never guess what type it is.
Me: Dragon and fire?
Bro: You cheater.
Me: You obsessor.

My bro and I at gamestop today.

“Pedro offers you his protection.”

  • Napoleon Dynamite

Forget bieber fever. I have the BLACK PLAGUE!!!

My good friend Alex.

Han Solo: “Over my dead body.”
Greedo: «That’s the idea. I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.»
Han Solo: “Yes, I’ll bet you have.”

Han Solo and Greedo, before either one shoots first.

“Shut up and eat your pears.”
-Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

C-3PO: “Sir, it’s quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.”
Han Solo: “Not entirely stable? Well, I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!”

The Empire Strikes Back.

It’s time to tickle this baby!

My twin brother, playing with my doggy.

lol! I like that movie, despite it’s protrayal of Future Farmers of America members!

“Your mom goes to college”

-Kip, Napoleon Dynamite

C-3PO: “Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe.”
Han: "Just what I always wanted

Return of the Jedi

“Hey, chillax!”

-Gru, Despicable Me

“Why am I talking to you? You’re not the queen. You don’t even smell like the queen.”

  • Hopper, A Bug’s Life

“Oh come on, it’s suppose to be fun!”

  • Clerk, 2 in the AM PM

“Fight to the bitter end!”

  • (Captain) Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides

“Luke? Luke’s crazy. He can’t even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody.”

[Chewbacca barks reply]

“A – a Jedi Knight? I’m out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.”

Han Solo, Return of the Jedi

“You’re not busy. You’re five.

  • Kumiko, Ponyo

“Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you’re gonna be a permanent resident!”
Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back.

“Why should I worry? Why should I caaaare!”

-Dodger, Oliver & Company

“Not every victim can be saved. Not every criminal can be stopped.”

  • Tagline for the police drama Flashpoint

“Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you’re gonna be a permanent resident!”
Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back.