That would’ve been a lot more profound without the hat.
Raven, Teen Titans.
“Keep your distance, though, Chewie. But don’t look like you’re trying to keep your distance.” [Chewbacca growls]
“I don’t know. Fly casual.”
Han Solo, Return of the Jedi.
My god, you’ve gotten fat.
Edna Mode.
“Where did you dig up that old fossil?”
Han Solo, A New Hope.
Ohio St, Kansas, SDSU, and BYU! WHOO HOO HOO HOO!!! Number one!
My twin bro on our little bracket game.
“You can’t kick me out of Coon and Friends, I’m the f**king Coon!”
-Cartman aka The Coon, South Park
“Nobody dies today.”
- Sam Tyler, Life on Mars
“Hurry! You have 9 minutes!”
“technically, I have 8, but I’m too lazy. And don’t you think of pinching me!”
me and a friend facebook chating about me not wearing green on st. patricks day.
“Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that.”
Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back.
“Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?”
- Goodbye Blue Sky, Pink Floyd
I’ve had those words on my mind all day…
C-3PO: “His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.”
Han Solo: “Good, I hate long waits.”
C-3PO: “You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.”
Han Solo: “Doesn’t sound so bad.”
C-3PO: “In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”
Han Solo: “On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?”
Return of the Jedi
“I don’t think some people would want me to be Queen. I don’t go by a rule book. I lead from the heart, I’d rather be the Queen of Hearts”
-Diana, Princess of Wales
“I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.”
Han Solo, Return of the Jedi.
“Ladies and gentlemen, let the 74th annual Hunger Games begin!”
-Claudius Templesmith, The Hunger Games
C-3PO: “He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.”
Han Solo: “Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.”
C-3PO: “But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.”
Han Solo: “That’s cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.” [Chewbacca growls]
C-3PO: “I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookiee win.”
A New Hope.
"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make no sense. And maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life,and a great family and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that! The truth is, I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up. Because what the Church teaches now is loving your family, being nice, and helping people. And although people in this town think that’s stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend. You’re so high and mighty, you couldn’t look past my religion and be my friend back. You have a lot of growing up to do buddy. Suck my b**ls. "
-Gary Harrison, South Park
Han Solo: “You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?”
Obi-Wan: “No. Should I have?”
Han Solo: “It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.”
A New Hope
“But to look beyond the glory is the hardest part
For a hero’s strength is measured by his heart.”
- Michael Bolton, ‘Go The Distance’ theme song from Hercules
Han: “Well, why don’t you use your divine influence and get us out of this?”
C-3PO: “I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn’t be proper.”
Han: “Proper!?”
C-3PO: “It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”
Return of the Jedi
I didn’t want to see Sucker Punch at first, but you’re craziness about it is really starting to make me wanna change my mind.
My twin brother after asking him if he wanted to watch SUcker Punch with me next Friday.