“I’ll need a urine sample from everyone in this town. And get me a latte! Don’t mix the two.”
- Rango
(TDIT will probably correct me on the accuracy of this quote 
)
“I am, George, I am”
-Martha, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
SOme machines come out of the factory broken.
Lloyd Lowry, Breakout Kings.
“I don’t know what all this trouble is about, but I’m sure it must be your fault.”
C-3PO, to R2-D2
“Shows up looking the way she does. Look at her. Wow! Everybody’s winning. Boom!”
-Charlie Sheen
“Artoo, come back at once. You haven’t finished with me yet! You don’t know how to fix the hyperdrive. Chewbacca can do it! I’m standing here in pieces, and you’re having delusions of grandeur!”
C-3PO, The Empire Strikes Back.
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?”
-Charlie Sheen
^ You already did that one
“For a mechanic, you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking.”
C-3PO, Attack of the Clones.
“You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from.”
- Chef Gusteau, Ratatouille
I saw little-chef quote this on Twitter today, and I had to share it here.
“That malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault. He tricked me into going this way.”
C-3PO, A New Hope
Spirit: sorry. 
“Look at me! Duh!”
-Charlie Sheen
“The city’s central computer told you? Artoo Detoo, you know better than to trust a strange computer.”
C-3PO, The Empire Strikes Back
“Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving to.”
-Charlie Sheen
They’re sandwiches, sandwiches.
Barely even healthy.
Sandwiches, sandwiches,
cheesy at the core.
THey’re different from us. Which means they are not healthy
We must sound the drums with forks
They’re sandwiches, sandwiches.
First we deal with quizznos
then we sound the drums with forks.
Vader: “See-threepio, Artoo never told you what happened to your creator.”
C-3PO: “He informed me sufficiently. He told me you killed him.”
Vader: “No… I am your creator!”
C-3PO: “No… no… That’s not true. That’s impossible! The odds against you being my creator are…”
Vader: “Search your feelings, You know it to be true.”
C-3PO: “Noooo!! You see, sir, shortly after the Jedi were wiped out, my memory was erased. So that could explain why I’m having difficulty verifying your statement.”
“What’ll I be doing in 20 years’ time? I’ll be dead, darling!”
- Freddie Mercury
Haven’t done a quote from him in ages. Ah well.
“Don’t try to blame me. I didn’t ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess’s chamber.” [Artoo bleeps] “But it’s supposed to be freezing. How we’re going to dry out all her clothes, I really don’t know.” [Artoo bleeps] “Oh, switch off!”
C-3PO, The Empire Strikes Back.
“I’m not fat! I’m festively plump!”
-Cartman, South Park
“Help! I think I’m melting! This is all your fault.”
C-3PO, A New Hope
“I am a scientist!”
-Ghostbuster