“Just you reconsider playing that message for him.”
[Artoo beeps]
"No! I don’t think he likes you at all.
" [Artoo whistles faintly] “No. I don’t like you either.”
C-3PO, A New Hope
“Why do you keep talking about that self-centered, woman beating punk?”
“Because he’s awesome! Look at him, he’s a celebrity millionaire warlock rock star from Mars!”
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-My mom, me, My mom
“I always say, if you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me!”
- David Bowie
“Machines making machines! Hmm. How perverse.”
C-3PO, Attack of the Clones
“Dude, i don’t care what you do. Just remember to bring home the milk.”
“Uh, the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand.”
[bounty hunter holds up small silver ball]
“Because he’s holding a thermal detonator!”
C-3PO, Return of the Jedi
“I’ve been standing outside the school for two hours now, and I haven’t seen any celebrities. I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but it turned out to be a dead horse.”
-Butters, South Park
EV-9D9: “How many languages do you speak?”
C-3PO: “I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily—”
EV-9D9: “Splendid. We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.”
C-3PO: “Disintegrated?”
Return of the Jedi
Gen. Leslie R. Groves: Gotta come down out of the clouds gentlemen, and get into the business… of winning the war
-Fat Man, Little Boy
“Oh, yes, that’s very good. I like that. Oh! Something’s not right because now I can’t see. Oh, oh, oh, that’s much better. Wait… wait! Oh my! What have you done? I’m backwards! You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mophead like you would be stupid enough—”
C-3PO, The Empire Strikes Back
“Hey, how about we do our report on that Raymond guy, everybody loves him”
-Cartman, South Park
“Ah! We’re not interested in the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. It’s fixed! Just open the door, you stupid lump!”
[Artoo finally opens the door]
“I never doubted you for a second. Wonderful!”
C-3PO, The Empire Strikes Back
What you find “freaking hilarious”, I find very stupid. But if you want to amuse yourselves, knock yourselves out.
Me, with my bros watching my play COD.
“Listen to them. They’re dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough.”
C-3PO, misinterpreting cheers from Luke, Han and Leia
“I’m in competition with myself and I’m losing.”
“Not the torturer will scare me, nor the body’s final fall, nor the barrels of death’s rifles, nor the shadows on the wall, nor the night when to the ground the last dim star of pain, is hurled but the blind indifference of a merciless, unfeeling world.”
- Roger Waters
“Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous! I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships.”
C-3PO, The Phantom Menace.
“I fricken’ hate hippies! They want to save the Earth, but all that they do is smoke pot and smell bad.”
-Cartman, South Park
“I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
[Artoo beeps]
“Of course I’ve looked better.”
Partially assembled C-3PO, The Empire Strikes Back
Because I’m the Miz… and I’m… AWESOME!!!
The Miz, WWE.