Sister: “Don’t click on that, it’s YouTube Poop.”
Dad: “…But it doesn’t say it’s YouTube Poop…”
Sister: “That doesn’t mean ANYTHING.”
phone rings
Patrick: Hello?
Customer: Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick
-Spongebob Squarepants
“Son, I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?”
Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Guess these if you can 
-“THERE IS NO WAY OUT!”
-[gasp]
-“Just kidding. Door’s over there.”
“I hit him on the head with a frying pan and locked him in the back of the trunk. So he wouldn’t get hurt.”
“I didn’t wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.”
“I can’t believe I did this! I can’t believe I did this. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THIS!!! Mother would be so furious…Oh, that’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right?..Oh my gosh! This is gonna KILL her!..THIS IS SO FUN!..I am a terrible daughter. I’m going back…I AM NEVER GOING BACK!” giggles…“I am a DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING!..WHOOHOO! BEST! DAY! EVER!..” sobs
“Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!”
“But oh…to be free…not to hafta go like POOF! Whaddya need? POOF! Whaddya need? POOF! Whaddya need?!”
“I’m sure Elvis had his bad days, too.”
-[torture thingy with spikes all over closes]
-[red liquid leaks out from bottom]
-“Well, I suppose the plan could work with two…”
-[from inside]“HEY!”
-opens door*
-spits out straw “It poked a hole in my juice box.”
-“Then I be you weren’t expecting THIS!” about to lift skirt
-“AAAAAH!” “NOOO!” shields eyes in horror
-“Aha!” [reveals a knife strapped to leg]
-“Oh. Okay.”
-“Look, Ma! I drew a picture of me on the moon!”
-[disinterested “Eh.”
-“Look, Ma! I made a prototype of a rocket out of macoroni!”
-[disinterested] “Eh.”
-“Look Ma! I made a real rocket based on the macoroni prototype!”
-“Ohhh…Eh.”
-“You’re rescuing me?”
-“If you wanna call it that, yes. But this is gonna cost you another diamond. Rescues aren’t part of the usual tourist package.”
-“So glad you see you alive!” turns to brother “Pay up. He lived.”
-[at edge of world, about to go to Tartarus] “Pay up. It’s flat.”
-“Here. Your mother would’ve wanted you to have it. It’s half her breastplate. Part of a set. Keeps her close, you know?”
-“Oh Marina couldn’t see the bird? Everyone else could see it. It was as big as a freaking ship. Marina? Marina’s looking the other way.”
-“All of my training has prepared me for this moment.” [pause in silence] “DIE! DIE! I am gonna tear you apart, eat your liver, and with your spleen-!”
-“Ohhhoho you are so cute with your little whiskers! You know, I had a hamster just like you when I was a kid.”
Sorry I went overboard with the quotes.
BDD: I knew all but 5! I put the movie they’re from in bold, good idea to do this!
-“THERE IS NO WAY OUT!”
-[gasp]
-“Just kidding. Door’s over there.”
Toy Story 3
“I hit him on the head with a frying pan and locked him in the back of the trunk. So he wouldn’t get hurt.”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“I didn’t wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.”
Tangled
“I can’t believe I did this! I can’t believe I did this. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THIS!!! Mother would be so furious…Oh, that’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right?..Oh my gosh! This is gonna KILL her!..THIS IS SO FUN!..I am a terrible daughter. I’m going back…I AM NEVER GOING BACK!” giggles…“I am a DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING!..WHOOHOO! BEST! DAY! EVER!..” sobs
Tangled
“Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!”
Mulan
“But oh…to be free…not to hafta go like POOF! Whaddya need? POOF! Whaddya need? POOF! Whaddya need?!”
Aladdin
“I’m sure Elvis had his bad days, too.”
Lilo and Stitch
-[torture thingy with spikes all over closes]
-[red liquid leaks out from bottom]
-“Well, I suppose the plan could work with two…”
-[from inside]“HEY!”
-opens door*
-spits out straw “It poked a hole in my juice box.”
Despicable Me
-“Then I be you weren’t expecting THIS!” about to lift skirt
-“AAAAAH!” “NOOO!” shields eyes in horror
-“Aha!” [reveals a knife strapped to leg]
-“Oh. Okay.”
Emperor’s New Groove
-“Look, Ma! I drew a picture of me on the moon!”
-[disinterested “Eh.”
-“Look, Ma! I made a prototype of a rocket out of macoroni!”
-[disinterested] “Eh.”
-“Look Ma! I made a real rocket based on the macoroni prototype!”
-“Ohhh…Eh.”
Despicable Me
-“Here. Your mother would’ve wanted you to have it. It’s half her breastplate. Part of a set. Keeps her close, you know?”
How to Train Your Dragon
Nice! You got most of them, ellie-jessie-eve!
Yay! What are the other ones?
[spoil]4 of the others were from Sinbad, and 1 from Bolt[/spoil].
[spoil]4 of the others were from Sinbad, and 1 from Bolt[/spoil].
-“THERE IS NO WAY OUT!”
-[gasp]
-“Just kidding. Door’s over there.”
Buttercup, Toy Story 3.
“I hit him on the head with a frying pan and locked him in the back of the trunk. So he wouldn’t get hurt.”
Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
“I didn’t wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.”
Flynn Rider, Tangled.
“I can’t believe I did this! I can’t believe I did this. I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THIS!!! Mother would be so furious…Oh, that’s okay, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right?..Oh my gosh! This is gonna KILL her!..THIS IS SO FUN!..I am a terrible daughter. I’m going back…I AM NEVER GOING BACK!” giggles…“I am a DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING!..WHOOHOO! BEST! DAY! EVER!..” sobs
Rapunzel, Tangled.
“Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!”
Is this one from Mulan?
“But oh…to be free…not to hafta go like POOF! Whaddya need? POOF! Whaddya need? POOF! Whaddya need?!”
Genie, Aladdin.
“I’m sure Elvis had his bad days, too.”
Lilo, Lilo $ Stitch.
-[torture thingy with spikes all over closes]
-[red liquid leaks out from bottom]
-“Well, I suppose the plan could work with two…”
-[from inside]“HEY!”
-opens door*
-spits out straw “It poked a hole in my juice box.”
I’m sure I saw this one a little while ago, but can’t remember 
-“Then I be you weren’t expecting THIS!” about to lift skirt
-“AAAAAH!” “NOOO!” shields eyes in horror
-“Aha!” [reveals a knife strapped to leg]
-“Oh. Okay.”
Itzma & company, The Emperor’s New Groove.
-“Look, Ma! I drew a picture of me on the moon!”
-[disinterested “Eh.”
-“Look, Ma! I made a prototype of a rocket out of macoroni!”
-[disinterested] “Eh.”
-“Look Ma! I made a real rocket based on the macoroni prototype!”
-“Ohhh…Eh.”
Despicable Me.
-“You’re rescuing me?”
-“If you wanna call it that, yes. But this is gonna cost you another diamond. Rescues aren’t part of the usual tourist package.”
Can’t remember.
-“So glad you see you alive!” turns to brother “Pay up. He lived.”
-[at edge of world, about to go to Tartarus] “Pay up. It’s flat.”
Sinbad: Legend of Seven Seas
-“Here. Your mother would’ve wanted you to have it. It’s half her breastplate. Part of a set. Keeps her close, you know?”
Stoick, How to Train Your Dragon.
-“Oh Marina couldn’t see the bird? Everyone else could see it. It was as big as a freaking ship. Marina? Marina’s looking the other way.”
Sinbad: Legend of Seven Seas
-“All of my training has prepared me for this moment.” [pause in silence] “DIE! DIE! I am gonna tear you apart, eat your liver, and with your spleen-!”
-“Ohhhoho you are so cute with your little whiskers! You know, I had a hamster just like you when I was a kid.”
Bolt?
“Phenomenal cosmic powers—itty bitty living space.”
-Genie, Aladdin
‘Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you’—Well it bloody is now!
Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you’re very…
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!.. Punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh… uh… beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
-Aladdin
“Elizabeth, it would never have worked out between us darling. I’m sorry. Will… Nice hat.”
Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I’m delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin’s hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted, too.
Jafar: [very dryly] Ecstatic.
-Aladdin
“Now, bring me that horizon”
Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Genie: Thank you for choosing “Magic Carpet” for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye, now. Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you. Goodbye.
[back to normal]
Genie: Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes…
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? “Three?” You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. Heh. You did that on your own.
[the Genie’s mouth drops]
Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish.
[turns into a sheep]
Genie: All right, you baaaaaad boy. But no more freebies
-Aladdin
Love this part. A mix of funny and sad.
“I wanted to help you…I liked you…my mistake.”
- Colette, Ratatouille
I love that part too. And the Ratatouille one! <3
Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, GREAT!
-Aladdin
James Norrington: “You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of.”
Jack Sparrow: “But you have heard of me.”