^ Love that part. My dad and I have laugh attacks every time. 
“Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? And got bizzay!”
-Syndrome, my favorite movie of this decade, The Incredibles
Jack Sparrow: “If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. Do we have an accord?”
Will Tuner: “…Agreed.”
Jack Sparrow: “Agreed. Get me out.”
The Curse of the Black Pearl
Nash: In competitive behavior someone always loses.
Charles: Well, my niece knows that, John, and she’s about this high.
Nash: See if I derive an equilibrium where prevalence is a non-singular event where nobody loses, can you imagine the effect that would have on conflict scenarios, arm negotiations…
Charles: When did you last eat?
Nash: …currency exchange?
Charles: When did you last eat? You know, food.
Nash: You have no respect for cognitive reverie, you know that?
Charles: Yes. But pizza - now, pizza I have enormous respect for. And of course beer.
-A Beautiful Mind
Joshamee Gibbs: “Take what you can.”
Jack Sparrow: “Give nothin’ back!”
The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pacha: Uh-oh.
Kuzco: Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.
-The Emperor’s New Groove
Jack Sparrow: “I’m having a thought here, Barbossa. What say we run up a flag of truce, I scurry over to the Interceptor, and I negotiate the return of your medallion, eh? What say you to that?”
Hector Barbossa: “Now you see, Jack, that’s exactly the attitude that lost you the Pearl. People are easier to search when they’re dead!”
There is no better feeling in the world when someone trash talks at you and in the end, you shut them up.
Myself a year ago.
Rafael: “Just tell her, ‘you have beautiful eyes’!”
Blu: “That’s good, great idea!”
(to Jewel)
Blu: “I have beautiful eyes!”
- Rio
The remote controls the robot!
VIolet Parr, The Incredibles.
After a suggestion that the US Congress should be opened with a prayer to God
“I don’t think it’s necessary to call upon Foreign Aid”
-Founding Father Alexander Hamilton
Hector Barbossa: “So what now Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle till judgement day when trumpets sound, hmm?”
Jack Sparrow: “Or you could surrender.”
The Curse of the Black Pearl
Very very true.
“No one told you when to run - you missed the starting gun.”
- Time, Roger Waters
“It’s sad that some people are so determined to leave their mark on the world, they don’t care if that mark is a scar.”
-John Green
“Clergyman…on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like you to note it–hearing now–that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, and be welcomed into that place where all the “goody-goodies” want to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?”
Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides.
That’s a great quote 
Rapunzel: “But what if it is everything I dreamed of? What do I do then?”
Flynn: “Well, that’s the good part I guess - you go and find a new dream.”
- Tangled
Pirate: “You’re either with us or against us!”
Phillip: “I’m not with you neither am I against you.”
Pirate: “Can he do that?”
Phillip: “He’s religious. I believe it’s required.”
On Stranger Tides.
I think, therefore I exist is evil-genious-proof.
My philosophy professor.
Jack: “I thought I should give you fair warning: we’re taking the ship.”
Angelica: “¡Desgraciado!”
Jack: “It’s nothing personal!”
Angelica: “¡Sparrow ven aqui o te arranco la cabeza!”
Jack: “You might be better off if you just…”
Angelica: “Ya!” [shoves sword into door]
Jack: “…stay out of it.”
On Stranger Tides
Tony: You look different.
Violet: I feel different. Is different okay?
Tony: Hey Different is… different is great.
Sparrow: “Any of you sailed with him before?
[the crew mutters]
Sparrow: “Any of you seen him before?”
[crew mutters again]
Sparrow: “Stays to his cabin. No one’s sailed with him, seen him…good news, gentlemen. This is not Blackbeard’s ship. This is not the Queen Anne’s Revenge–””