Yes we can, and yes we did.
John Morrison and Miz.
“Yes, the crew is alright. They are French, so they surrendered immediately”
-Captain, South Park
Hustle, loyalty, respect, and Fruity Pebbles.
little kid mocking John Cena.
“This be the Queen Anne’s Revenge, right enough.”
“How do you know?”
“I’ve seen the name, on the back of the ship.”
Scrum and Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides.
“Remember: if you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything.”
- ‘Wise Man’ paraphrasing Alexander Hamilton and Malcolm X, Sucker Punch
Jack: “Have you been there?”
Teague: “Does this face looks like it’s been to the Fountain of Youth?”
Jack: “Depends on the light.”
On Stranger Tides.
Rodent: “Conker. Can I just say something?”
Conker: “Yeah. That depends on what it is.”
Rodent: “It was a real privilege working with you. And I would have to say if ever I need to go through an operation such as that again, I hope that it’s with you.”
Conker: “Oh, that’s very nice of you to say.”
Rodent: “Thank you, sir.”
Conker: “Thank you, soldier. Uhm… dismissed!”
(as Rodent walks off)
Conker: “Idiot…”
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Love this quote, Alexander Hamilton is my favorite Founding Father.
“That’s what I get for trusting a rabbit!”
-Yosemite Sam
Postermatic Stress Syndrome, what’cha think?
my best friend thinking of a store name.
Hector Barbossa: “There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?”
Elizabeth Swann: “I want you to leave and never come back.”
Hector Barbossa: “I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request… Means “no”.”
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“I think we lost the mailbox key. My coat is full of dog hair,cat hair, whatever. I found the mailbox key.”
-my dad…
To know everything, I must give up everything.
Donkey Kong.
Grandmother Willow: What do you see child?
Pocahontas: Clouds. Strange Clouds
-Pocahontas
Gibbs : Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don’t want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs , that will do!
Gibbs : She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog. Mark my words.
Norrington: Consider them marked. On your way.
Gibbs : Aye, Lieutenant… It’s bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
You guys are noobs… both of you.
My younger brother watching me fail at Call of Duty.
Elizabeth : I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
Norrington: Think again, Miss Swann . Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.
[ Elizabeth glances at Gibbs who mimes a hanging]
Governor Swann: Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor, but I’m, uh… I’m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann .
Elizabeth: Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Governor Swann: Yes. That’s what concerns me.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Whoa! When did DK say this? 
“I don’t like confrontations!”
- Rex, Toy Story
Gibbs: [spots burning ship] Mary , Mother of God!
Governor Swann: What happened here?
Norrington: It’s most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
Gibbs: A lot of good it did them. Everyone’s thinking it. I’m just saying it: Pirates.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“Hey, how do you spell FBI?”
-Rex, Toy Story 2
Governor Swann: Still abed at this hour? It’s a beautiful day. I have a gift for you. [reveals dress]
Elizabeth: Oh, it’s beautiful!
Governor Swann: Isn’t it?
Elizabeth: May I inquire as to the occasion?
Governor Swann: Does a father need an occasion to dote upon his daughter? Actually, I, um… I had hoped you might wear it for the ceremony today.
Elizabeth: The ceremony?
Governor Swann: Captain Norrington’s promotion ceremony.
Elizabeth: I knew it!
The Curse of the Black Pearl.