Rex is such a genius! 
“See that grandfather clock? My grandfather gave it to me.
…Yeah. He’s dead.”
- Mickey, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz
[The maids lace Elizabeth up into a corset]
Governor Swann: Elizabeth? How’s it coming?
Elizabeth: It’s difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must’ve learned not to breathe.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Gov. Radcliffe: “They’re not like you and me, which means they must be evil”
Kekata: “They’re different from us, which means they can’t be trusted”
-Savages, Pocahontas
“Consciously, I’d always thought of The Incredibles as a tribute to the pop mythology of my youth, a gumbo of spy movies, comic books, and favorite television shows; but I realize now that the other half of its ingredients came out of personal anxieties about family, work, expectations, and the special gifts we are all… given but don’t always appreciate.”
- Brad Bird
Elizabeth: Will! It’s so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night.
Will: About me?
Governor Swann: Yes, well… is that entirely proper for you to…?
Elizabeth: About the day we met, do you remember?
Will: How could I forget, Miss Swann?
Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.
Governor Swann: There. See? At least the boy has a sense of propriety. Now, we really must be going.
Elizabeth: Good day, Mr. Turner .
Will: Good day…
[Elizabeth and the Governor exit, Will trailing after them, they leave in a carriage]
Will: Elizabeth.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“Cartman, stop being offensive.”
-Mr. Garrison, South Park
"Ooh! Let’s watch this Kate Middleton show!!"
-Mom
"
goes to bed"
-Me
Harbormaster: What? Hey! Hold up, there, you. It’s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. And I shall need to know your name.
Jack: What d’ye say to three shillings? And we forget the name?
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith .
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Kevin Flynn: On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.
-Tron(1982)
Murtogg: This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack: I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Yori: I knew you’d escape. They haven’t built a circuit that could hold you!
-Tron
Jack: Apparently there’s some sort of high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.
Jack: It’s a fine goal to be sure. But it seems to me that a ship like that makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there’s no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack: I’ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast… nigh un-catchable… the Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well… There’s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, no it’s not.
Murtogg: Yes, it is, I’ve seen it.
Mullroy: You’ve seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven’t seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You’ve seen a ship with black sails, that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you’re saying?
Murtogg: [nods] No.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“Your cat looks like Chewbacca in this picture.”
-My friend Lexi.
You would think that if you were sucking this bad, you would quit. But this guy is persistent… let me say that again. This guy is stupid.
My little brother.
[quote="IncredigirlVirginia":2423n2fu]"Ooh! Let’s watch this Kate Middleton show!!"
-Mom
"
goes to bed"
-Me[/quote:2423n2fu]
Kate Middleton show? What the what? This quote reminds me of the royal wedding, which reminds me of the get together we’re having at my hosue that day. I’ll be making homemade scones!
"Now, I still haven’t got my invite to the royal wedding. I’m not worried or anything, I assume it takes longer for those mail owls to fly over the Atlantic"
-Stephen Colbert, [i:2423n2fu]The Colbert Report[/i:2423n2fu]
Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.
Mullroy: You don’t have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack: I’m sorry, it’s just - it’s such a pretty boat… Ship.
Murtogg: What’s your name?
Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like.
Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.
Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
Murtogg: I said no lies!
Mullroy: I think he?s telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Jack: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.”
-Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
Norrington: You look lovely, Elizabeth. I, uh, apologize if I seem forward, but I… must speak my mind. This promotion throws into sharp relief that which I have not yet achieved. Uh… a marriage to a fine woman. You have become a fine woman, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: I can’t breathe.
Norrington: Yes, I… I’m a bit nervous myself.
[Elizabeth falls over the battlement]
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“All Dogs go to Heaven? Sorry kids, only the dogs that accept Christ”
-Stephen Colbert, I am America (and so can you!)
Jack: Will you be saving her then?
Mullroy: I can’t swim.
Jack: Pride of the King’s Navy you are.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.