On the Oprah Winfrey network, there was this cheesy 1.5 hour program about how she met William. Oh lord, my mom makes me very mad/bored sometimes.
Mr. Incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!
-The Incredibles
Murtogg: Oh, I got her. She’s not breathing!
Jack: Move!
[Jack cuts open the corset and Elizabeth spits out water and gasps for breath]
Mullroy: Never would’ve thought of that.
Jack: Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Princess Kida: You do swim, do you not?
Milo: Oh, I swim pretty girl… Pr-Pretty good, pretty good. Sw… Good. Swim good. Pretty good. I swim pretty good.
-Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Governor Swann: Shoot him!
Elizabeth: Father! Commodore, do you really intend to kill my rescuer?
Norrington: I believe thanks are in order. [offers his hand to Jack to shake; reveals “P” for pirate] Had a brush with the East India Trading company, did we? Pirate?
Governor Swann: Hang him.
Norrington: Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons. [sees tattoo of a sparrow in flight] Well, well? Jack Sparrow , isn’t it?
Jack: Captain Jack Sparrow , if you please, sir.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Vinny: You didn’t just drink that, did you?
Milo: Mm-hmm.
Vinny: That’s not good! That’s nitroglycerin.
[Thatch gasps]
Vinny: Don’t move, eh, don’t breathe, don’t do anything. Except pray, maybe…
Mole: [jumps up behind Milo, scaring him] BOOM!
[Vinny and The Mole laugh]
-Atlantis
Norrington: No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn’t point north. [Unsheathes sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Vinny: You got something sporty? You know, like a tuna?
-Atlantis
Will: You’re the one they’re hunting. The pirate.
Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack: Ah, well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Wilhelmina: We’re all gonna die.
-Atlantis
Will: You cheated!
Jack: Pirate!
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Stan: “Dad! Tom Crews won’t come out of the closet!”
Randy: “What?”
Stan: “Tom Crewes locked himself in my closet and won’t come out”
-South Park
“Come on amigo, drop the gun. Do you trust me or you don’t?”
Prisoners: Come here, boy. Want a nice juicy bone? Come here. Come on
Jack: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is never going to move.
Prisoner: Oh, excuse us if we haven’t resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
SoA: That quote was a reference to one scene from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. I know cos’ I rode it in Anaheim. 
A disco ball drops from the ceilling and Lionel Richie’s ‘Say You Say Me’ plays. Blu’s feathers start to rise in excitement before he double-takes.
BLU
Okay, I had nothing to do with that.
(Beat)
But, huh… you have to admit, it’s actually a pretty good song!
(Sings in sync)
Naturally… yeah, sing it Lionel!
Yes, I also rode it at Orlando. It’s probably the most famous reference to the ride made on the movie.
Estrella: There you go, Miss. It was a difficult day for you, I’m sure.
Elizabeth: I suspected Commodore Norrington would propose but I must admit, I wasn’t entirely prepared for it.
Estrella: Well, I meant you being threatened by that pirate. Sounds terrifying.
Elizabeth: Oh, yes, it was terrifying.
Estrella: But the Commodore proposed. Fancy that. Now, that’s a smart match, Miss, if it’s not too bold to say.
Elizabeth : It is a smart match. He’s a fine man; he’s what any woman should dream of marrying.
Estrella: Well, that Will Turner , he’s a fine man, too.
Elizabeth : That is too bold.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
My friend and I were once so lucky at Disneyland. We rode Pirates of the Carribean three times in a row! And the line was only a 5 minute wait! It was a miracle lol.
“He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.”
“They say only the good die young. If it works the other way around, I’m immortal.” - Dogbert (an animated series based on the comic strip Dilbert).
Haha, that’s a great quote
“What I love most about rivers is
you can’t step in the same river twice!”
-Pocahontas, Pocahontas
Jack: I know those guns. It’s the Pearl .
Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
The Curse of the Black Pearl.