“You don’t have to kiss every frog to find your prince.”
My friend wrote this quote on the Zwipes binder I use for English.
Elizabeth: Parley!
Ragetti: What?
Elizabeth: Parley. I invoke the right of parley. According to the Code of the Brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you have to take me to your Captain.
Pintel: I know the code.
Elizabeth: If an adversary demands parley you can do them no harm until the parley is complete.
Ragetti: To blazes with the code.
Pintel: She wants to be taken to the Captain. And she?ll go without a fuss. We must honor the Code.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Tom: You love Ringo Starr? Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
Summer: That’s what I love about him.
-(500) Days of Summer
Jack: Come on, doggy. It’s just you and me now. It’s you and ol’ Jack . Come on. Come on, good boy. That a good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer. That’s it, that’s it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cur.
[the dog runs away]
Jack: No, no, no, no, no, I didn’t mean it. I didn’t…
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
(after seeing that Rodent might be killed)
Conker: “Oh, no! He didn’t make it. He was a great guy. A superb soldier. A military tactician. And yet, he was mortal. Like the rest of us. But…at least we showed that ***** who’s boss!”
- Conker, Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Sorry for constantly quoting that game. 
Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means “no”.
Elizabeth: Very well. I’ll drop it.
[dangles the medallion over the sea]
Barbossa: Me holds are burstin’ with swag. That bit of shine matters to us? Why?
Elizabeth: It’s what you’ve been searching for. I recognized the ship. I saw it eight years ago on the crossing from England.
Barbossa: Did ya, now?
Elizabeth: Fine. Well, I suppose if it is worthless then there’s no point in me keeping it.
Barbossa: Ah! You have a name, Missy?
Elizabeth: Elizabeth… Turner. I’m a maid in the Governor’s household.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Jermaine: "No, we’re from New Zealand
Grocer: “Oh my gosh, I feel horrible, I thought you were Australians, you’re accents are similar!”
Jermaine: "No theirs is completely different, they’re like “Where’s the caaar” and we’re like "Where’s the caaar’!
-Flight o the Choncords.
Barbossa: Very well, you hand it over and we’ll put your town to our rudder and ne’er return.
[Elizabeth hands the medallion over]
Elizabeth: Our bargain?
[Barbossa walks away from her]
Bo’sun: Still the guns and stow 'em, Signal the men, set the flags and make good to clear port.
Elizabeth: Wait! You have to take me to shore. According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren…
Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the code is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner .
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
All Caucasians in America, Australia and New Zealand are descendants from the British Isles and Europe anyway!
“Guns are for cowards.”
- Defendor, Defendor
Will: You. Sparrow!
Jack: Aye.
Will: You are familiar with that ship? the Black Pearl?
Jack: I’ve heard of it.
Will: Where does it make berth?
Jack: Where does it make berth? Have you not heard the stories? Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sail from the dreaded Isla de Muerta. It’s an island that cannot be found except by those who already know where it is.
Will: The ship’s real enough. Therefore its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?
Jack: Why ask me?
Will: Because you’re a pirate.
Jack: And you want to turn pirate yourself, is that it?
Will: Never! They took Miss Swann.
Jack: Oh, so it is that you’ve found a girl. I see. Well, if you’re intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady’s heart you’ll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me.
Will: I can get you out of here.
Jack: How’s that? The key’s run off.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Years ago, I remembered being terrified of Mortal Kombat. Now, I can’t wait for the flipping game to come out.
My twin brother about 4 hours ago.
“Welcome to Mexico! Sun of a gun, it’s a great pleasure to see such fine gentlemen in Mexico!”
-Panchito, Three Caballeros
TSS: The Mortal Kombat 4 death screen scared the living daylights out of me when I saw it on my cousin’s computer as a kid (the one where the character falls flailing down a pit with pungees waiting at the bottom). 
“Take that, you funky monkey!”
- Nico, Rio
“I don’t think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing.”
-John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
Beans, beans,
They’re good for your heart.
The more you eat,
The more you…
Ed, Ed Edd n Eddy.
MILD SPOILER for those who haven’t seen Rango.
Rattlesnake Jake: Why don’t you just pull your gun and shoot me?
[empties out the bullets]
Rattlesnake Jake: But of course you won’t need all of these. Just one, right?
[puts the gun in Rango’s hand and points the gun to his face]
Rattlesnake Jake: Go ahead, hero. Pull the trigger.
- Rango
Jack: One question about your business, boy, or there’s no use going. This girl? How far are you willing to go to save her?
Will: I’d die for her.
Jack: Oh, good. No worries, then.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
I guess I’ll have to do this the hard way.
Sonya Blade.
Will: This is either madness or brilliance.
Jack: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he’s done all right for himself.”
-John Green on being called a nerd.