Jack: Everyone stay calm! we are taking over the ship.
Will: Aye! Avast!
Gillette: This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You’ll never make it out of the bay.
Jack: Son… I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
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I used to design for GODS!!!
Edna Mode, The Incredibles.
Groves: That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.
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“Sucks to your ass-mar!”
-Ralph, Lord of the Flies
Read the book.
Jack: Put it away, son. It?s not worth you getting beat again.
Will: You didn?t beat me. you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I?d killed you.
Jack: Then that’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
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I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!
What, read the book? Or say the quote?
Princess Atta: You see Hopper, Nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food, and the grasshoppers leave
-A Bug’s Life
“You’re everything I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!”
“Thank you. But what else?”
“What else?”
“Is beauty all that matters to you?”
“Uh…What else is there?”
[later]
“She asks you ‘What else?’ and you say ‘What else IS there’?! You should write a book on How to Offend Women in 15 Words or Less!”
“Just a little snack, guys…”
“RIP HIM OPEN, TAKE IT BACK, GUYS!”
“Jump! I will catch you! And I will never let you go again.”
“Ow!”
“Oh! I am so sorry! Oh, it’s you. Then that’s alight.”
“Well that’s…”
“Well it’s so…so…”
“That’s fweaky-lookin’ okay that’s what it is.”
“It isnt stealing if no one wants it.”
“If no one wants it, then why are we STEALING IT?!”
“Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we’d get along!”
“You can learn more from rocks and trees than from books, you know.”
“You know, I think I read that in a book once.”
Jack: More importantly, it is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep this sweet, proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga , savvy? What do you think?
Will: It’ll linger.
Jack: I’ll tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted.
Jack: Scarlett! [she slaps him] Not sure I deserved that. Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?!
Jack: What? [she slaps him] I may have deserved that.
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Ooh! Is this a guessing game? May I? 
Let’s see…The Swan Princess, Aladdin, Despicable Me, no idea, no idea, Ratatouille, Aladdin, no idea. 
“Don’t freak out, this is how you blew it with Nemo.”
- Tom the pigeon, Bolt
Gibbs: Mother’s love! Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleeping. It’s bad luck.
Jack: Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Gibbs: Aye, that’ll about do it.
[ Will throws a bucket of water at Gibbs]
Gibbs: Blast! I’m already awake!
Will: That was for the smell
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“I heard Rio is nice this time of year.”
- Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), Fast and Furious
Premonition, much? 
I always laugh at that part.
Tigger: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That’s what tiggers like best.
Winnie the Pooh: I was afraid of that.
Tigger: [gulps down a few handfuls] Oh, say.
[chuckles, then smacks]
Tigger: Yyyyyuck! Tiggers don’t like honey!
Winnie the Pooh: But you said you that you liked…
Tigger: Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.
Winnie the Pooh: You mean elephants and weasels.
Tigger: That’s what I said, heffalumps and woozles.
-The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Gibbs: Feast your eyes, Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast, every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot.
Will: So this is your able-bodied crew?
Jack: You, sailor!
Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack: Mr. Cotton? Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!
Gibbs: He’s a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one’s yet figured how.
Jack: Mr. Cotton’s… parrot. Same question.
Parrot: Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means “yes”?
Jack: O’course it does.
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Here, some quotes from one of my favorite games of all time: EarthBound
“After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!”
- Toto
“At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games.”
- Capt. Strong
“Ha, everyone is someone! Don’t you think so?”
- Moonside resident
“I don’t know where you’re going or why, but remember, best friends forever.”
- Tony
(examining the object) “A broken down, old submarine. The yellow color is purely coincidental.”
Jack: Anamaria.
[she slaps him]
Will: I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.
Jack: No, that one I deserved.
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Panchito: We sing and we samba! We shout ¡Ay, caramba!
Jose: What means ‘Ay, caramba’?
Panchito: Oh yes, I don’t know!
-The Three Caballeros
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You’re in one!
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“Let’s not forget what the Spanish found when they came to the New World. Gold! Mountains of it! Why, for year’s they’ve been ravegening the New World of its precious resources. And now, its out turn!”
-Gov. Ratcliffe, Pocahontas