Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack: Actually - [she slaps him] borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.
Anamaria: But you didn’t!
Jack: You’ll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will: A better one.
Jack: A better one!
Will: That one.
Jack: What one? That one?! Aye, that one. What say you?
Crew: Aye!
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I love that one!
“Charlie is the Internet’s second-most important development. The first, of course, is the LOLcat.”
-Maureen Johnson on Charlie McDonnell
Gibbs: See three days out on the venture the first mate comes to him and says everything’s an equal share. That should mean the location of the treasure, too, so Jack gives up the bearings. That night there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he’d gone mad with the heat.
Will: Ah. So that’s the reason for all the…? [acts like Jack ]
Gibbs: Reason’s got nothing to do with it.
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Jean: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French
Ricky Bobby: You say French?
Jean: Oui
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we’re American. Because you’re in America. Greatest country on Earth.
-Talladega Nights
Will: How did Jack get off the island?
Gibbs: Well, I’ll tell ye. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature’ came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will: He roped a couple of sea turtles?
Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles.
Will: What did he use for rope?
Jack: [ Jack comes up] Human hair… from my back.
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If ya smell… what the Rock… is… cooking!
Dwayne Johnson
Jack: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga… and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.
Will: That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
[They both look upon Elizabeth]
Jack: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
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“Mother, should I trust the government?”
“You know the first thing I’m goin’ to do after the curse is lifted? Eat a whole bushel of apples.”
Hector Barbossa, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“Hey Donald! They are what you say ‘Off the Cob’. You know, corny!”
-Panchito Pistoles, The Three Caballeros
Pintel: You’re supposed to be dead!
Jack: Am I not? Oh. Palulay… palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili… parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner?
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack: Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!
Pintel: Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up “parley”?
Jack: That would be the French.
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“Luckily for you, you know Rafael. And Rafael knows everybody!”
-Rafael, Rio
Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it’s the one I need and watch you sail away in my ship?
Jack: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it’s the one I need.
Jack: Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although… I suppose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you. Funny ol’ world, innit?
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I put a razor blade in that apple.
Parker, Leverage
“Those monsters are really scary, huh? Especially with those sticks”
-Koda, Brother Bear
Barbossa: Why, thank you, Jack.
Jack: You’re welcome.
Barbossa: Not you. We named the monkey “Jack”.
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“Ah, love. It’s such a powerful and stupid thing.”
Elizabeth: So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach, drinking rum?!
Jack: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
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You all were wrong… all of you… I made it!!!
The Miz
Elizabeth: Commodore, I beg you, please do this. For me. As a wedding gift.
Governor Swann: Elizabeth! Are you accepting the Commodore’s proposal?
Elizabeth: I am.
Jack: A wedding! I love weddings… drinks all around!
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