“There’s nothing like taking your fist… and putting it right in somebody’s face.”
- The Rock
Will: Jack!
Barbossa: S’not possible.
Jack: Not probable.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“I’m a hugger!”
-Lotso, Toy Story 3
Will: Wheres Elizabeth?
Jack: She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Abracadabra… yaba daba!!!
The Rock
“WILLLLMAAAAAA!”
-Fred Flintstone
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be it two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? Hmm?
Jack: Or you could surrender.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
He looked at me!
Violet Parr, The incredibles
Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will: At the moment?
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“Stop shaking him, he’s not a maraca!”
-Rafael, Rio
Barbossa: I feel… cold.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“A fake reputation’s all a man has.”
- Flynn Rider, Tangled
Official: Jack Sparrow, be it known that you have (…) for your willful commission of crimes against the crown. Said crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature, the most egregious of these to be cited herewith: piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colours, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness. And for these crimes you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on your soul.
The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Twin Bro: I swear, if they put another singing competition or musical show on TV, I’m going to…
Me: They just did…
Twin Bro: (screams obscene pleasantries)
Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this.
[Turns to Governor Swann]
I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually… Ecumenically… Grammatically.
[Turns to Norrington]
I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
[Turns to Elizabeth]
Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry.
[Turns to William]
Will… nice hat. Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that [falls over battlement]
Jack Sparrow, The Curse of the Black Pearl.
“They can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles. And amuse themselves, playing games for a while. Boom boom, bang bang, lie down, you’re dead.”
- Roger Waters (The Final Cut)
I love you! huge hug
“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.
-Christopher Robin, Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
Lord Cutler Beckett: Perhaps you remember a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: Captain!
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Captain Jack Sparrow. Yes, I thought you might.
Dead Man’s Chest
after stressing it for the UMPTEENTH time
Nick Mason: “Can you get me a pie with NO CRUST, please?”
Richard Wright: “They’re round pies, Nick, what are you going to do about it?”
Nick Mason: sigh “I guess I’ll just go without…”
Governor Weatherby Swann: Lord or not, you have no reason and no authority to arrest this man.
Lord Cutler Beckett: In fact, I do. Mister Mercer! The warrant for the arrest of one William Turner.
Governor Weatherby Swann: This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Oh, is it? That’s annoying. My mistake. Arrest her.
Dead Man’s Chest.